NNNNOOOOO....

starts sobbing irl omg

*HISSING ENDERMAN NOISES*

???: I do >:I *Enderman boye just teleports near Pacific*

*CASUALLY HOLDING SOME DIRT WITH GRASS ON IT--*

???: damn. welp, there goes my plan.

???: No thank you, dear.

???: say, why do ya got chains on you?

???: I remember I used to be one of those.... here, do you want me to help?

???: I have sheers that could possibly break the chains, if not, I have a sword.

*He took out his sheers and removed the chains wowee*

???: there.

*LONELY MAN...*

*Oh dear he just teleports to random places rapidly cuz he's sad*

???: IS ANYONE OUT THERE, I'M KINDA BORED (I let my friend draw a pentagram on me because I'm wearing my "family activities" shirt)

*He looks at trojon and gasps* ???: DUDE!!! YOU LOOK SO COOL OMG HI!!!

???: I would scream, but only because you look cool! but my throat kinda hurts...

???: Annnyyyywaaayyyssssss not being rude, but what are you? I've never seen anything like you before other than wardens!

???: ooohhhh!!! that sounds so cool!!!!! got any powers???

*He slowly takes out a piece of w o o d * ???: could you bite this for me? 👀

*Casually holding the piece of wood, patiently*

???: ready?

*He casually gave Trojon the piece of wood*

???: ooohhhhhh very impressive! *Clap, clap, clap*

???: No problem!!! hhhh..

???: I can only teleport and carry heavy-ish objects...

???: whuh?

???: nooottttt reallyyy...???

???: mmm... not to me.

???: I don't really have one. sometimes people call me "walking s t i c k " tho.

*He y a w n *

???: Nahhhh I can't sleep or I'll d i e . :)

???: :D

???: you have friends?

???: doing what?

???: Huh. fun.

???: cool!!!!

(y EA) ???: I hate humans sometimes.

???: the one's I've met so far tried k i l l i n g m e . . .

???: All because I have enderpearls! if they A S K I would give them enderpearls. but no! they like slaughtering things that are "edgy"

???: I'm going to slaughter any human that goes near me with a pointy thing

*He w a l k e d o u t a n d s t a r r e d a t k i e t h *

???: ...>:( *Just huge jaw hanging and angry enderman noises--*

*HE'S FOLLOWING BY TELEPORTING CUZ ANGRY ENDERMAN*

???: CUZ HUMANS ARE EVIL! *sLaP*

*He's just towering over kieth like angry tall man killer aaaaaaaaa*

???: any last words, human?

???: help for what?

???: ....go continue with your day, you're not worth killing right now.' *HE TELEPORT AWAY LOL*

*he back with trojon now lol*

???: heya.

???: : D

???: I slapped them.

???: y u h .

???: :D

???: why?

???: then we gotta set them free!!!!

???: oh... we can help eachother out then!!! I will be your eyes!!!

???: okay.... though I don't know where I am right now since I'm confused, I'll just hold your hand and walk you places.

*His entire hand just held trojons hand, c o v e r i n g m o s t o f t h e i r h a n d cuz... big hands.*

*He e x p l o r e *

*He look at them like " h m m m m m m m m m " *

???: okay, you should bust the cages near us open. from both our right and our left.

*He let go of trojons hand and stepped back a little lol*

???: o u c h - that looked like it hurt--

???: *snicker* wAnT mE tO kIsS yOuR "bOo-BoO's"?

???: l i k e . . a h u r t s p o t o r s m t h n .

(BAHAHAHAH) ???: : )

???: a n y w a y s .

???: aight do you want me to escort you?

???: ok. north or south?

*He grabs trojons hand again and goes north lol*

???: heyyyy uhhhhh are you... his friend?

???: Aight, dude, we found your friend! ^^ that was... fast-

???: aight, we just gon build a group or like should I go???

???: I d o n ' t k n o w .

???: I wanna slap human across the face just to feel better

???: time to l o c a t e h u m a n s

*He goes searching on his own lol*

*He s t a r e at them*

*intense breathing*

???: W h a t ' c h a r e a d i n '

???: w h a t k i n d s ?

???: r u d e .

???: :(

???: oh it's okay, I'm usually angsty

???: :)

???: I kinda wanted to slap you again earlier but now I just wanna... talk..

???: uhm..... uh...

*KINDA NERVOUS ENDER BOYE NOISES-*

???: .v."

???: sssoooo uhhh... got any family-???

???: o h .

???: I don't think I have any

???: not really. I was kinda neglected cuz of my interests in humans.

???: building, intelligence, and pretty much.... everything..

???: the way some of them dress looks cool too..

???: yeah! kinda learned the hard way that I can't be accepted.

???: I kinda look human... other than my... uh... purple-ish skin and... stuff..

???: hmph. atleast I try not to kill anyone.

???: also, sorry for kinda... slapping you earlier..

???: yeah but.. assuming since my hands are h u g e that must've hurt-

???: yea.

*Happy ender boye*

???: what's the stuff you're drinking?

???: h m .

???: sure.

*ender boye is c a u t i o u s *

*He takes it and takes a s m o l sip* ???: bitter and hot... h m m m . . .

*He just drinks the rest of it and shivers* ???: t h a t h u r t s o r t a -

???: I kinda like it tho...

???: how do humans even come up with these things-

???: hm. fun.

???: so like if you take a bed and some fire you could make something

???: l m a o

???: I really wanna say something else but I would p r o b a b l y get hunted down for saying it

???: uhm... a human and a demon or something.

???: gross.

???: if anyone ever does that I'll crush them with my jaws.

???: a i g h t .

*Endfer boye is just staring at the book*

*I n t e r e s t e d b o y e *

???: hm, is this book about this place?

???: interesting.

???: what's this place for again-???

???: huh. So if someone sees me, will they capture me?

???: a w e f u c k I g o t t a g e t o u t t a h e r e

???: oh good

???: f u n

???: anyways what do you wanna do-

???: h m .

*Silence lol*

???: *glitched out noises on purpose lol*

???: yeah, I'm just being a decoration rn.

???: :D

???: here, how about we both be decor!

???: :D

???: weeee can be wall decorations

???: ^^

???: being a wall decoration is e z

*c a l m *

???: hopefully a unfortunate turn of events doesn't happen lOl

*all of a sudden 3 just BREAKS THROUGH THE CEILING-*

3: O W - SIL WTF Sil: SORRY!!!! ???: who the ****-

*Sil flies down and 3 gets up* ???: who are you and what are your priorities 3: I'm 3, this is sil, and we thought nobody was here so we decided to sorta... play fight... Sil: I'm sosososososo sorry :(

3: yeah, especially when you're a literal e x - g o d .

3: brooo realllyyyy???

3: h u h . Sil: imagine being able to control the stars unintentionally.

Sil: h m ?

Sil: y - y e a h ?

Sil: I-I guess! Heheh... *kinda nervous boye now lol* 3: duuuude why are you such a wuss about sharing information???

Sil: I-I mean- ???: Bruh just shut up and be wall decorations with us. 3: aight. *3 LEANS ON THE WALL WHILE SIL IS NERVOUS AND CONFUSED*

Sil: AH- WHAT HAPPENED DID HE DIE??? ???: no he's fine. I t h i n k

Sil: AHHHHH 3 DID YOU HURT HIMMM 3: do you need medication or medical attention

3: brb. *3 grabs sil, r u n s o u t , and not even 5 minutes later he comes back with kieths pain killers omng...*

*3 nods and give kieth the pain killers* Sil: YOU RUN TOO FAST OMG- 3: do you have to complain about literally everything I do... ???: polar opposites. N i c e .

???: ...are you guys siblings? Sil: why would we te- 3: no, we aren't. We're just close friends. ???: huh...

*all of a sudden a star almost hits my ender boye* ???: E Y . Sil: SORRY THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!

3: stop trying to accidentally kill people. Sil: I'M NOT TRYING TO I SWEAR!!! ???: I feel cold rn :,)

Sil: I knowww I'm bad at my job... forgive me...

*Random nervous shiver-*

Sil: <':D

Sil: mmmmmhhhh 3 help I'm going to diiieeee.... 3: stop being dramatic you drama queen. ???: pffft.

Sil: what did the human do to meee..... *sil being overly dramatic INTENSIFIES-*

3: it's okay, just let him be over dramatic. You didn't do anything wrong.

3: :)

Sil: T--T ???: damn he's sensitive.

*Ender boye just ignores that and just pokes sil-* 3: I don't recommend that.... Sil: wah! Don't touch meeee!!!

*ender boye looks at kieth and then HUGS SIL--* 3: DUDE DON'T DO THAT HE'S GOING TO LITERALLY ATTACK YOU-

*suddenly blue burst of light and just e x p l o d e s and zero gravity oh wow* ???: **** **** **** **** ****-

*Sil just shoots a huge star through ender boyes chest oh dear god-* 3: annnndddddd they're a goner... ???: OW-

*Everyone glitches for a sec and then falls onto the floor* 3: ....nahhhh he'll be fiiinnne.... ahah....

*A MILLION MORE STARS JUST SHOOT THROUGH THE ENDER BOYE AHDBAJFBEJFBE* 3: ..nnnnnooo....

3: it's okay I can heal them even though they're D E A D. oh wait that's called reviving nvm. *3 revives the ender boye*

*Sil was just in the corner like " I d i d t h a t , o o p s i e s. "* 3: there... ???: JESUS CHRIST THAT HURT LIKE HELL

???: nah I'm good now. Sil: I'M SORRY I DON'T LIKE PHYSICAL CONTACT UNLESS IT'S FROM 3 CUZ I KNOW HIM AND- *rambling about why he did it lol*

3: duuuude chilll. *Sil just sobs for a sec-* ???: I'm scared on how fast his mood changes.

3: Usually that's what happens when peopls interact with us. ???: d u h . Sil: I just wanna go home and eat honey...

*upset sil intensifies* 3: dude you can go home without me Sil: but it isn't as cool when I'm alonnneee <:( ???: can you guys shut up omg

*ender boye just hugs kieth* ???:they're so annoying

3: DUDE JUST GO HOME!!! Sil: Nnnnoooooo...... ???: * L O N G S I G H *

3: YOU CAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES OR COOK FOOD JUST DO SOMETHING... Sil: I don't wanna >:(

3: I'm sorry.

Sil: I'm going home but everyone is coming with me if I do >:(

3: that's not how it works you dumbass... ???: fun

Sil: well it's how it works now.

Sil: I mean... i-if you guys.... wanna...

*they're all just teleported into the house lol*

*stars and paint splatters everywhere lol*

*Sil scratches the back of his head* Sil: sorry I didn't clean up... *Ender boye was poking the stars lol*

*IT'S ON THE C I E L I N G *

Sil: oh, just jump. You'll float once you do.

*Gravity go b y e b y e *

Sil: see? :)

Sil: yuh.

3: don't go on youtube or say goodbye to your life

*3 was literally being dead serious*

???: bruhhhh I found a secret stash of candy.... 3: oh that's mine, you can have it

3: I'm going to go d i e

*3 literally stabs himself lol*

Sil: he's fine

*3 is casually bleeding out*

Sil: he cant die lol

*Sil decides to pull up the same move he did literally 25 mins ago*

Sil: : D 3: ow