This is me, my full name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. My parents used to work for a traveling amusement park so I would get to live all over the globe. I never really was able to keep one friend for more than a month but that never bothered me, I liked to see new sites and meet new people. But one day my parents decided that they had had enough and rented a nice little home close to a beach. I could understand why they were tired, they had been assembling rides and operating rigged games for a little over 25 years now. That’s over half of how old I am. But what bothered me was the man that lived in the house next to us. His name is my name too, and from what I’ve heard from some of the local residents in the town, he used to be a famous bingo player here. That didn’t make sense to me much since bingo is just a luck game, I’m assuming he happened to always get a good card. Anyways, the thing that worries me about him is I think he’s out to get me. I think he’s mad cause ever since we’ve moved here he ha