Sup

Ummmm Just gonna tell u a joke a bad 1 oki... What do Seadweeds say when they need help? Kelp

Here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JlCC8e_Uk2o

Hope this will make you laugh

I choose random

nigga

What!

Boi what you say about my best friend!

Sry cheetah I’m talking to omeger

How about you mama jokes

I’m good at dis

Your mama so fat she sells shade

You mama is so ugly she entered an ugly competition and they said no professionals aloud

You mama so thin no one can see her

Second try: My kitten WHERE IS IT OH WHERE IS HIM Mom: Its a gurl :/ MOM WHO CARES put poster of lost cat: Info: Gender: WHO CARES ITS HIKHKHKJKPOKPOKS Name: JJLKLALLSAL Me: at a boy Random person: U said its gender is HIKHKHKJKPOKPOKS. Not a boy. Me: WHO CARES JUMPS IN HOLE* BYE BYE WORLD In da hole)) Meow. Oh hello WAIT U WHERE IN HERE DA WHOLE TIME???

You mama is so big one of her eyelashes is Neptune

You mama so fat she takes up all 4 seats in a car

Jk

You mama so fat when she dives into a swimming pool it creates a tsunami and spongebob sings it’s the best day ever

You mama soooooo big her bathtub is a football stadium

You mama so ugly she’s the new sup-096

You mama so overprotective that you go to school in a pillow sui

Suit

You mama so small she lives in bikini bottom

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Laugh yet

Ima draw now

*****

My Mom: Whats your favorite flavor Lolly-pop Brother: Blue berry little Sister : Strawberry Big sister: Pineapple Mom: What about you? Me: DICK!