(He's flaccid) (Danny Flaccid, Danny Flaccid, Danny Flacid) Young Danny Flaccid, he was just 14, When he walked in on his parents doing something obscene. It was a view to a world unseen. (He's gonna **** em all 'cause he's Danny Flaccid.) When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit, But then Danny took a look inside of it, There was a great big splash, everything just changed, His mind got all rearranged! (Flaccid, flaccid) When he first woke up, he realized, He had cum white hair, and UTI green eyes. He could bang on walls, masturbate, and cry, He was much more hung than the other guys. And it was then that he knew what he had to do, He had to **** all the ghosts that were comin' through, He's here to ****, me and you! He's gonna **** 'em all, 'cause he's Danny Flaccid, Gonna **** 'em all, 'cause he's Danny Flaccid, Gonna **** 'em all, 'cause he's (Danny Flaccid.)