Me: *Walking.*
My friend: Hey!
Me: oh hey.
Friend: I just had a very dirty thought :D
Me: .... about..?
Friend: you... *Laughs* and...
Me: DONT YOU DARE
Friend: ...tHe *More laughterI
Me: NOO!
Friend: The kiNg- inabed owo
Me: *Blushing wheezing and wanting deATH-*
Friend 1: *Puts a rock on my head*
Me: ?
Friend 1; I’m crowning you Queen :3
Me: oh, yAY! *Remembers friend 2* wait... NO!
Friend 2: *Laghing* Queen of SPADES!
Me: GOD DaMMit-