poop Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here. CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole chunky peanut butter cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you stomach's hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges eat away at the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs up the house, and causes the wallpaper in

Poop A blob in various shapes and sizes which exits you anus at various speeds. There are more than one type of poop: The Classic: The poop that warns you and says "Hey you have to poop" then you go, it slips out easily , and you only have to wipe once. AKA: The dream poop. The Shotgun: This poop is rather unpleasant. There is no warning and the poop says "YOU HAVE TO POOP NOW! QUICK OR ELSE YOU WONT MAKE IT!" so you sprint to the bathroom and start pooping before you even hit the seat. You are finished pooping within a matter of seconds but the wiping takes about 24.34 minutes. The Ice Cream Machine: This type of poop lives up to it's name well. It gives little warning but at least enough to put toilet paper on the seat if you're in a public restroom. It comes out as either a viscous liquid or a very chunky soup. This one is by far the longest one to wipe. The Houdini: This poop is a trickster. You know it came out but you never heard it hit the water. So you peek around to check the to

oof when you don't really care but should say atleast something You- "I think I'm having a heart attack" Me- "oof"

Oof The mating call of horny eight year old Robloxians OOF OOF OOF!

OOF Commonly used by 6-12 year olds in a game by the name of 'Roblox' to exercise stress and discomfort while getting 'rekt' by another 6-12 year old. 'oof' i jest gawt spewn killd in phentum pherses. itz lik my favorites gaem.

oof The sound one might make after busting thy nutt or by death in roblox. He oofed a mighty oof as he climaxed in roblox.

Fart A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles. person 1: ewww dude did you fart? person 2: yes indeed i did, you heard the explosion didnt you? person 3: yes, eww it smells disgusting person 1: omg bro dont breathe it in, you realize you are inhaling particles of his poop when you smell it!? person 3: kill me now. person 2: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! smell my wrath! :D

Fart A smelly gas released from the anus caused by certain food that don't agree with the tummy Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so happy this afternoon? Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face! Kaylee : And that makes you happy? Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams! Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH! Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH! Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch! Kiersten : GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe! Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!

facebook A website owned by the CIA used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for "big brother". Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to be concerned with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn't that hard. Sign up for facebook and let the US government know exactly what you're up to at all times! Remember to use your real name! And get used to all that farming! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you're going to have is dirt.

facebook a stalkers dream come true facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her

I pooped today This means that you had excriment leave your anus. I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.

Your Anus Your Anus is the seventh planet from the sun and the third largest in the solar system. "Whoa Amanda I can see your anus!"

youranus Uranus. What it really is. I'm looking at youranus. It has gas, has moons, and is round.

shrexy (this being on urban dictionary just says it all)

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Hell School. School is hell.

Hell A yellow bus carries me there every morning Monday through Friday. Oh, no, here comes that bright yellow bus to take us to Hell!!!!!!

hell Where we are dining tonight. Guy: "Hey guys, I forgot where we're dining tonight!" King Leonidas: "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!"

Killjoy One who does not conform to society or corporations; Rebel "The future is bulletproof The aftermath is secondary It's time to do it now and do it loud Killjoys Make some noise" (this one is actually the best tho)

Killjoy The new super heros of the world, out to bring colour and spread the message of the ugly truth to the rest of this conformist society. We were created by My chemical romance thanks to their new album "Danger days - the true lives of the fabulous Killoys" The original Killjoys consist of Pary Poison (Gerard Way) Jet star (Ray toro) Fun ghoul (Frank iero) and Kobra kid (Mikey way). The names of these killjoys have also been rumoured to have something to do wih President JF kennedy, this is due to PJFK the first leters of he bands killjoy names. there is also a kennedy reference in the popular single from he album "NANANA", and the album its self was released on kennedys 50th aniversary. coincedence? Many of the fans of my chemical romance (the MCRmy) have now adapted the name Killjoy and have even given theirselves killjoy names of heir own such as "NeonDeath" or "Rainbowninja". Killjoys typically dress in bright coloured biker jackets, tight jeans, biker boots, bright bandanna/ helmet/ mask,

ear shoe-laces tied round their wrists or wear gloves. Killjoys carry a brighly coloured Ray-Gun for fighing the enemy (Draculoids). Killjoys often have brightly coloured hair (inspired by gerard way's crimson red hair). The Killjoys of the MCRmy will fight for what is right for what they believe and for the band that they love. "Killoys, make some noise!" person 1 : "whats she wearing?" person 2: "her killjoy oufit." person 1: "whats that?" person 2 :" its an MCR thing".

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Urban Dictionary A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex. Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'* Definition: "A woman's pussy." Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson' Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met." Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences' Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle." Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

Urban Dictionary A website where every god damn definition has to involve something gross and/or sexual. Go to Urban dictionary and find out.

URBAN DICTIONARY A dictionary that, every time I read it, my faith in humanity declines a little. Urban Dictionary is supposedly for defining your world.

urban dictionary A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about. Urbandictionary.com isn't a burn book or a webjournal site.

Cookie Another way of saying vagina or pussy. Commonly used in the porn industry. "Stuff it in my cookie!" Be nice to my cookie it's my first time

cookie Food of the gods And so to appease the gods, we offered them a cookie. It seemed to work.