......................................................im not gay though

NO U!!!!!!!!

*clicks tounge* cause i can b

*puts sunglasses on in the most awkward way possible* i know BI

*just stands there like an idiot* .............................well shit

*puts gun away* SHIT SHE'S ALIVE

i was doing nothingggg, totally not making sure you were dead

there are two hunters in the woods, one fell over and got knocked out, the other hunter quickly called 911 and said "HELP I THINK MY FRIEND IS DEAD!!!" the 911 number responded with "alright we'll be right with you, but can you be sure that he's dead" then a loud bang is heard, and after a few moments of silence the hunter replies "now what?"

=3 friend told me that one

*gives you a burrito* kill me with this

;^; i the news to say "man gets murdered by a burrito"

wanted*

........*tries to choke himself with a burrito*

*cri*

*points a water gun at my head* I'LL DO IT!!!!!

ILL ****ING DO IT!!!!!!!!

*i pull the trigger and a loud bang is heard and see blood splatter on the wall*

*gets up* that was a cool gag ri................ oh.......... (forever alone ;v;)

*sits in the corner and eats some greek yogurt* =T

*lays down on the cold floor* =3

*hears you cry and dashes over* WHATS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sits with you* =3 no your not

*hugs* nuuuuuuuu

*cri*

;^;

yousa is sad and hangery

*hugs tighter* i is too ;-;

;-; yeeeeee

*sighhhhhh*

no

my family hates me, thats all

my mom tells me to go **** myself and my little siblings tell me to kill myself

mine does that too, glad my step dad and my mom are divorcing though, he was a dick

*hugs again*

hmmmmmm

nothing