Omg your built like a cereal box-

okie lol i dunno how to roast :'D

Ok masta lets kill da ho, BEETCHA!

Aight Gimmie a sec

You're the ugliest THING I've ever seen. How old are you? You look like you're 222. Did your mom frick a chinchilla?

-puts you in the oven for 30 minutes- -after 30 minutes takes you out- its not ready to come out yet smh..

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the a

im not gonna do thaaaaaaat ima give pickup lines uwu