So a while back in the 4th grade a group of friends in the after school started to play a little “family” I was the dog, and being the idiot self I was, I named myself Bork Basically, Bork loves green apple pie, can and will vore anything, immortal. Yes they were a Mary Sue I was the star basically Somehow it was carried on for 2 years. One of my close friends would occasionally call me “Bork”