I think I have a ant festation
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McDonaldswink[OP]
09.03.2024 15:43
LinkI've seen like 4 today and believe it or not I'm a very clean and tidy person so this is really pissing me off
McDonaldswink[OP]
09.03.2024 15:45
LinkAnd my brothers gf is coming over to give me his stuff. I don't know what to do!
Scooter: Arf! Arf.
Me ( Sam ): aww where's your owner buddy
Scooter: whimpers
Sam: * pickes up scooter*
Scooter : lickes me
Sam: aww I can't keep you buddy..let's find your owner
Me and scooter walking
Homeless guy: rfhrre
Homeless guy: says slur
Me ( Sam): ay' cut that shit out!
Homeless guy: it's me.. illogical.
Homeless guy a.k.a illogical * gets up* and walks towards me and scooter
Me (Sam) : eww scoot what's that smell?
Scooter: GRr...
*Illogical turns around*
Illogical: i-..I think my diaper is full..
( TBC)
Yo wsp fart just wanted to make a proper quitting ( I’m not ) flipanim post because I didn't want to leave my fans ( victims ) waiting. My life really sucks right now and I'm going to die ( thank god ) within the next months ( two days ) I don't know how ( how it’s made ), I've been experiencing horrible headaches ( there’s a brain eating ememba in my head ) and I'm killing bugs that aren't even there ( the voices the voices ). I choose not to spend the remainder ( of my shitty butthole ) life on flipanim, I've been gone for 5 days now and I've already made new friends! ( they are called penny tissue and chip ) I think it's best if I were to go, ( yes yesyes ) and I'd like to apologize to my fans ( minors ) for disappearing so suddenly ( no one noticed I was gone ) only to make a quitting flipanim post ( who is reading this ), I will probably give my account away to the first person that comments ( you wont get it if you were an ass to me in the past ( no one wants your account sam )) Cya fa
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Accunt27: Gav why are you hanging out with a beta like mcd
Gav: Wait mcd is a BETA
Accunt27: yeah your a sigma you should hang out with the sigma gigachads HenryPerez Gaf Account27 Illogical and maybe Jordan
Gav: thanks for telling me I wouldn’t want to be around a loser mid like mcds
Mcds: NOOO THE MINORSS
Accunt27: let’s go get birthday cake flavored Icecream and celebrate Henry’s birthday
Happily ever after