I had the wildest dream
by:
ShitpostCrusaders 
578
578
07.05.2022
7 comments
ChloeACK
07.05.2022 15:14
Linkwhat was it ??
ShitpostCrusaders[OP]
07.05.2022 15:36
Linkyea
So me n my neighbor and someone else idk made a giant fan thing so it would play music more loudly??? or something I don’t know it was the middle of the night and when we were done building it we used it by holding onto the pole and spinning around rly fast and playing some radio song I forget what it was it was suppose to be some army song idk??? But ig it worked and every single neighbor dog which some how amounted to be hundreds (my neighborhood amounts to like 13 houses) started running around doin shit idk
Oh and then another one was I was in a movie theater that I wasn’t meant to be in looking for Jojos bizarre adventure film theories (I don’t know?????) [but first the jjba series was somehow weirder: one of the ****ing jojos was like in a dream?? Or maybe it was me? Inside my already existing dream?? Anyway so whoever was like licking this weird statue that looked like a vajayjay and like talked to *whoever* and like it got too long or something so whoever went through and like killed a bunch of like bosses that he’s already done killd *time travel?* and I think *whoever* was Joseph joestar at this point and he turned into a tiny ass car thing with rockets and was like runnin away and shootin at ppl] okay then like it was back to me, in the “real world” (not a show ig) and I was looking for jjba film therories and I wandered into some movie theater room where they were playing some theory idk what one but I didn’t have a wrist band but neither does this other kid that’s walking around asking for some.
He tries to buy some from someone but oops! It’s a pool wristband for the pool to our right, directly in vision bc it’s behind glass? In a movie theatre room? Okay sure. So that kid becomes obsolete as my mom (who I ended up sitting next to, trying to cover my lack of wristband which, now that I think about, might be a metaphor for me covering my wrists for other reasons) but my mom asks an employee in this BRIGHTLY LIT MOVIE THEATRE ROOM what the pool is all about and I’m ****ing dumbfounded that she doesn’t see it right beside us but anyway I say I gotta piss and I’m like I should probably see if there’s one in here and not where ur going 2 the pool, and I do just that but she like catches up to me for some reason,
Screaming about god knows what and I’m just following her up the stairs like scared as hell like why the **** you screamin and ranting and I’m just asking wdym? (Also there’s jelly beans falling down the stairs from some random lady dropping them down at the top, which my mom screams at a little too, asking some question) and then all of a sudden we’re looking at a US map ( I think Utah or New Mexico specifically) and we were talking to some weird goblins or maybe Mario’s bowsers children idk but then we buy a little chunk of Utah or whatever and fill it with weird arcade prizes and I steal a bunch of rly cool TMNT shirts for my girlfriend who loves tmnt and some for me ofc and then the end??