I’m not afraid to get into a physical fight with the staff at lagoon and win against some weird smelling 15 year old and that’s why I’m banned but then like 4 days ago I was at a thing with my friend and she offered me an apple and I started crying out of fear or some shit cause that was the worst thing ever

yes this isn’t really a vent I’m just like ahy

*why

ah yes breaking down in tears because you’re scared or some weird mixed emotion over being handed an apple but having the confidence to slap your friend with a dead fish on a stick