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this person above me is genius

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.

The man the professor the student has studies Rome

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A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed

This exceeding trifling witling, considering ranting criticizing concerning adopting fitting wording being exhibiting transcending learning, was displaying, notwithstanding ridiculing, surpassing boasting swelling reasoning, respecting correcting erring writing, and touching detecting deceiving arguing during debating.

You have just begun reading the sentence you have just finished reading

Is there a new breed of insect called a Time Fly that enjoys arrows? Or does fruit have the ability to soar as bananas do?

When I tell you pick up the left rock, it will be the right one, and then only the right rock will be left

I chopped a tree down, and then I chopped it up

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

Ed had edited it

My horse loves lizards that chase dinosaurs!

I enjoy spending time with the temporal rain forests' cheeses

How nice!But I think it still can't beat spending time with rabbots who talk to the koalas!They are very hilarious!

Oh my!!! I appear to have dropped my elephant!

Well that cat should attempt some re-realistic broccoli and pies armed wrestling

My giraffe is quite offended by your hamsters... Being a hamster. Please tell him to stop immediately

By cat is offended greatly by both your pets.And she will not be too happy if this continues...

Get out of my kitchen!!!!!!!!

There ain't enough room for the both of us. Tell the traffic pole to get out

Make sure they don't fly over my farm.Hate it when the cows start barking

Oh no! Don't eat the yellow crayons!! Eat the black ones!!

Yes how many times should I tell you Holly to eat the black crayons instead of the yellow ones!the black ones are more poisonous!

Them! * points finger to an empty corner*

Actually my hamster is not squeaking to me after he found out I post his little secret. Please apologize to your giraffe on my hamster behalf.

Ninjas ride narwhalicorns that gallop on rainbows made by nyan cat. :D

I know the cronilogical history of regular show!

Homework can be done faster and more efficiently than before if you own a neon green cat

If I wanted to eat rhino horn continuously which doctor would you recommend I ask to poo at?

He should get on a diet of dried leaves and coconut I hear that's pretty effective

no time to explain, get in the llama!

did the space freaks dicover our hideout?

*reveals scaley skin* Mwhahahahahaha!! I am the space freak!! Cookies?

RUN!!!!!!! FREAK SHOW HAS ARRIVED!! *gets on a flying saucer and zooms away*

YES AND IT CARRIES A INFECTION!!!!! *discovers a hideout*

You know it’s a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor!

I know you believe you understand what I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!

To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.

This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I’m talking about.. when I’m talking about myself, and when he’s talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

Do not gaze at wine when it is red, when it sparkles in the cup, when it goes down smoothly!

okay im done :D

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