r/cursedcomments
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Charles-Calvin 
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03.06.2021
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Charles-Calvin[OP]
03.06.2021 17:39
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Charles-Calvin[OP]
03.06.2021 17:40
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why is cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon if you cook bacon and bake cookies
When you play a hat in time for the first time and die instantly) lol I died I’ma try again dies even more SCREW YOu GaMe mInEcRAft iS beTteR
All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed
This exceeding trifling witling, considering ranting criticizing concerning adopting fitting wording being exhibiting transcending learning, was displaying, notwithstanding ridiculing, surpassing boasting swelling reasoning, respecting correcting erring writing, and touching detecting deceiving arguing during debating.
You have just begun reading the sentence you have just finished reading
Is there a new breed of insect called a Time Fly that enjoys arrows? Or does fruit have the ability to soar as bananas do?
When I tell you pick up the left rock, it will be the right one, and then only the right rock will be left
How nice!But I think it still can't beat spending time with rabbots who talk to the koalas!They are very hilarious!
Well that cat should attempt some re-realistic broccoli and pies armed wrestling
My giraffe is quite offended by your hamsters... Being a hamster. Please tell him to stop immediately
By cat is offended greatly by both your pets.And she will not be too happy if this continues...
There ain't enough room for the both of us. Tell the traffic pole to get out
Make sure they don't fly over my farm.Hate it when the cows start barking
Yes how many times should I tell you Holly to eat the black crayons instead of the yellow ones!the black ones are more poisonous!
Actually my hamster is not squeaking to me after he found out I post his little secret. Please apologize to your giraffe on my hamster behalf.
Ninjas ride narwhalicorns that gallop on rainbows made by nyan cat. :D
Homework can be done faster and more efficiently than before if you own a neon green cat
If I wanted to eat rhino horn continuously which doctor would you recommend I ask to poo at?
He should get on a diet of dried leaves and coconut I hear that's pretty effective
*reveals scaley skin* Mwhahahahahaha!! I am the space freak!! Cookies?
RUN!!!!!!!
FREAK SHOW HAS ARRIVED!!
*gets on a flying saucer and zooms away*
You know it’s a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor!
I know you believe you understand what I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.
This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I’m talking about.. when I’m talking about myself, and when he’s talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.
Do not gaze at wine when it is red, when it sparkles in the cup, when it goes down smoothly!
