I STILL KNOW ONE OF THE GUYS TO THIS DAY HE MUST NEVER KNOW

I’m also like howling over this and I hope my dad doesn’t ask why I’m laughing “Hey son why are you laughing?” “Telling the Internet how I took a dump in my neighbours hedges when I was like- 9” “Oh ok then.

OH WIAT I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED When I dropped a fat log on my neighbours hedges, I couldn’t hold it in, so I just Poop hedged

EXACTLY LMAO THESE KIDS LOVED TO SCREW WITH ME AND MAKE FUN OF ME SO IF THEY TRY IT AGAIN ILL SAY “That’s why I crapped in your bushes”

I REMEMBER THE FEAR VIVIDLY

This isn’t a joke this actually happened