i like dont know how to be a coherent human being>??? idfk uh

ALSO !!! IM GOINGH TO A CONCERT TOMMORROW ANS TAHTS COOL !! its uh barenaked ladies if you knwo them?? (ik its a weird name they r all actually middle aged dudes 😔 dissapointing)

CAAUSE IM A DEEENTIIST AND A SUCCCESSSSS HERE HE GHOE S BOYS THAT LEADER OF THE PLAQUR WATCH HIM SUCK UP THAT GA SOH MYGOD HES A DENTIST AND HE'LLL NEVER EVER BE ANY GOOD WHO WANTS THEIR TEETH DONE MBY THE MARCE DE SADE OH THATS HURTS IM NOT NUMB EH SHUDDAP OPEN WIDE HEREE I COEMS IIIIIII AM YOUR DENTISI AND SI ENJOY THE CARREER ATHAT I PICKED AND THOUGH IT MAY CAUSE MY PATIENTS DISTRESS (DISTRESSS) I KNOW SOEMWHERE IN HEAVEBN ABOVEME I KNOW THAT MY MAMAAS PROUND OFF MEEEE CAUSE IMM A DENTIST AND A SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCESSS!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO B MY SONN??? HOW OWULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY OWN ADOPTED BOY??? I NEVE RLIKED HIM MUCH BEFORE BUT COUNT THE CASH THATS IN THE DRAWERE IVE GOT NOCHOICE IM MUCH TO POOR SAY YES! WAHT FOR? SEYHOUR I WANT TO BE YOUR DAD I WANT TO SEE YOU CLIMBING UP MY FAMILY TREE I USED TO THEINK YOU LEFT A STENCH BUT NOW I SEE THAT YOURE A MENCH SO IM PROPOSING BE MY SONN DOO DODO DO MUSHNIK AND SON,, SOUNDS GREAT THREE WORDS WITH A RING OF FATE SO SAY YOULL INCORPORATE WITH MMEEEEE A FLORIST DREAM COME TRUE MUSHNIK AND HIS BOY-CHIK YOU!!1! WHAT BUSINESS WELL DO FOR FTD

HOW BOUT IT SEYMOUR BY MY SON??? JUST SAY THE WOERD ILL GET MY LAWYER ON TH PHONE OH MR MUSHNIK DONT BE RASH YOU ALWAYS SAID TAHT I WAAS TRASH OH I WAS JOKING SIR IM CHOKKINNG!! SCUSE THE PHYSICAL EXPRESSION OF MY PRIDE OF THE DEEP PATERNAL MISCHIGUS IVE HELD PET UP INSIDE AAYYAAYYAAIIIIAATATIIAAIIUIIIIIIIDE

GEE SO? WELL WELL? CMON SYEMOUR SAY IT TELL ME THAT YOU WILL GEE ID REALLY LIKE TO BUT- ILL HOLD MY BREATH UNTILLLL ......... OKAY YOU WIN ILL BE YOUR SONN!!! HURRAY I WIN HELL BE MY SON!! DRAW UP THE PAPERS DAD, IM TOUCHED, I REALLY AM AND WHEN YOU REACH AGE 83 ILL LET YOU COME MOVE IN ME! YOU SWEAR? I PROMIS!! WHAT A SON!!!

MUSNIK AND SON!! THATS THAT!! OFFICIALLY IM YOUR BRAT CONSIDER THE MATTER CLOSED AND DOONEEEE NOW TO THE WORLD LETS STICK OUR SENIOR AND JUNIOR STICIK THROUGH THINK AND THROUGH THICK THROUGH SLOPPY AND SLICK SO COME KISS ME QUICK!! PLEASE, DONT MAKE ME SICK ! MUSHNIIIIIIIIIIIK AAAAANNNNDDDD SOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!

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SAY AHHHH AAHHH SAY AHHHHHH AAAAAHHH SAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NOW SPIT!!!!!