Blind fold and tie them up in a cold room. Slowly pull their limbs from their body, dislocating them. You know, for that popping sound Maybe cut them a few times in the arms or legs, then squirt lime juice in them. I’d leave them with barely anything clothing in a cold room for a night, then the next day I’d slowly start cutting them open. Gut to neck. I’d probably watch them bleed out, while touching the organs. Then burn the corpse and all evidence, so I don’t go to prison <3

You good?

That’d be epic-

:D

I would then fry your limbs when im done frying them, I'll then take your head and mount it to a wall

and finally, I'd burn your torso

roast u and eat u

Tied up