(Spoken) Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet. [Pinocchio] (Spoken) I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy. (Nose grows and he laughs) [Guard] (Spoken) That's your patch of mud down there. [Pinocchio] (Spoken) Oh, dumped on a swamp. Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap. [Pinocchio] Life is disappointing, Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, That's just how it goes, For poor Pinocchio. Story of my life, Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox, Swallowed by a whale. That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life. [Shoemaker's Elf] Strife is never ending. [Guard] (Spoken) Peter Pan! [Peter Pan] Banished from the town [Guard] (Spoken) Ugly Duckling! [Ugly Duckling] They dragged me from the pond. [Fairy Godmother] They broke my magic wand. [The Three Little Pigs] They blew our condos down. [Guard] (Spoken) Wicked Witch! [Wicked Witch] Life is but a witch hunt. [Mama Bear] Mama's in the mud, Mam

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