Funny quotes 2020
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Taboo-Lagoon 
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13.03.2020
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Taboo-Lagoon[OP]
13.03.2020 20:03
Link“YOU STOP THAT OR I’M GONNA PUT YOU IN A SHOE BOX!!”
-My sister 2020
"your so short I bet you eat Strawberry SHORtcake" - my classmate 2020
“My feet went WHOOP and I went whoop..” - Me trying to explain why I fell 2020
“Is it illegal to drop your child?”
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“I haven’t seen the book or read the movie.”
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Friend: *referencing a musical* “Say MY NAME!”
Me: “SHAZAM!”
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“They are like soft moist pillows for your eyeballs.”
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“We are all going to have bruises from throwing ourselves at the door.”
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“Put this on your arm and make your elbow stick out the hole.”