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Taboo-Lagoon 
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16.03.2020
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Taboo-Lagoon[OP]
16.03.2020 00:50
LinkEven people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
TheTruthHurts
16.03.2020 00:50
Linklol
Da-Pasta-Animation-l
16.03.2020 00:52
LinkXD Yes
One man's trash is another man's treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
I have a lot of dark jokes hehe but I'll do one
don't take it the wrong way tho
I wish all my new framed pictures were portraits of me so they'd hang themselves
My crush had an accident. I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for her. Finally she’ll experience what rejection is really like.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
What is it called when you kill your friend? Homie-side!
"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!" "Dave who?" Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
What's the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn't beat cancer.
Y e s
The joke with the hunters in the woods has always been my favorite
