BUT THATS ALL HE DRAWS AS WELL

mans obsessed with frogs and crows what can i say he has the brain of an edgy gay teenager

reasons my dad is cool 1. brain of an edgy teenager 2. Called my brother a fatass 3. hates the landlord and the american government

but the fact that hes british and has two middle names while i have 0 makes him not cool

why does he get james william phillip and i just get sam no middle name 4 u lol

IMAGINE HAVING 4 WORDS IN UR FULL NAME

im revoking one of his middle names my name is now sam William šegetalo stay mad james phillip im not telling u his last name

actually no thats mean he raised 3 children only for his oldest to steal his last name cause their mom insisted they dont get a middle name cause its cRoAtIaN tRaDiTiOn well my dads british and you can go suck yer mum

fr

he is

what lmao

my dad owns a tattoo shop but its failing misetably lol

yeah

idk business is shit tho no one wabts to get tattoos so we're dirt poor honestly it sounds cool to be a tattoo artist, but my dad says its not

UNFAIR

I STOLE MY DADS MIDDLE NAME CAUSE HE HAS TWO MY FULL NAME IS NOW SAM WILLIAM ŠEGETALO

oo

AND HES STUCK BEING JAMES PHILLIP [BRITISH LAST NAME]

yes

Madeleine is a cool middle name tho

my younger brother has eugene as his middle name

And my youngest brothers middle name is kyle

if we went by our muddle names wed have my stepmother being patty my dads name would be phillip my younger brothers name would be eugene my youngest brothers name would be kyle and i stole one of my dads middle names so my name would be william ew

patty phillip eugene kyle and william they sound like theyd be the bingo winners at the local nursing homw