me

There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea The winds blew up, her bow dipped down Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go She'd not been two weeks from shore When down on her a right whale bore The captain called all hands and swore He'd take that whale in tow (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Before the boat had hit the water The whale's tail came up and caught her All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her When she dived down low (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go No line was cut, no whale was freed The captain's mind was not of greed And he belonged to the Whale

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aight try me bro

thunderclaps a fart so loud it breaks the sound barrier*

AH- throws you by the weave*

neck cracks* punches you in the stomach* owie

my gigachadness is so rad i kiss my homies goodnight >:()

I somehow loop back and bite your ankles*

eats your fingers*

kicks balls*

i have no brain *eats ur toes off* try walking now broski u may have hit a no brainer but heueeheuheu

eats ur muscles off* i may not have legs atm but u have no more muscle

uses arms to pummel ur scrawny body into the ground*

drags you with me to this death* we die together

rising back from the dead because i want that fat kiss

eats taco bell and aims shit into your mouth*

blows up inside the jar*

sike u thought

the last drop of shit of my existence lands in ur mouth*