Because i am awake, at 5am...

Wait, how do you know my time????

Oh, bro, i t s 4:56

Is it 10:57 there?

Oh, 1 hour behind...

Thats weird, cuz after you said my time, i heard a twig snap in the woods

Legit thought you were watching me lol

I know, but my mind couldnt think straight

Wait, whO SnaPpEd The TwIg????

No, with the amount of trees, a bear couldnt fit, could be a wolf but...

Obviously not human

Or?....

Oooh, couldve been a raccoon

Whatever, no reason to be scared

Raccoons are so chonky

Yes, search fat raccoons

They are soooo cute

But nothing beats watching my cat give birth to another cat... Scarring...

Anyways...

People say that the perfect friend doesnt exist soo...... Why are you here?

Dang, you ruined the wholesomeness...

And you say your nowhere near perfect but... You are to me :>

Much wholesome :>

Oh my- This was soo long ago...

My name is ooolie...