she said that if she ever does get married to her idiot boyfriend, shell make me her maid of honor : 3

whats the male version of maid of honor .... butler of honor .... ? i havent come out to her yet , i told her that ill tell her when im more comfortable w sharing it w her n shes chill w that whenever she says sister to me i always correct her n say sibling lol shes silly n a lil immature /lh ,, prolly cuz of her childhood

she was originally gonna make our cousin (( shes also 20 , 21 this year )) the maid of honor but my sister got fed up w her shit my cousin is err ... super bossy ig ? shes shitty n bosses my sister around which my sister got sick of she said im her maid (( butler )) of honor now cuz i know her better than most ppl hehe , i feel honored cant wait to dress as batman crash her wedding

ranting abt my sister lol my sister says that her bf n me r pretty similar but the firsr ever text he sent me was a reply to my story (( my story was a random apology for posting so much )) n he said "SIS ✨ u can do whatever u want ! its ur story after all !" , except his text had all the correct punctuations n full stops it scared me a bit, i thought he was some kind of zesty ai bot

i needta piss so bad what the heck

when my sister started dating this guy he told her that he had a cousin MY age who went to MY school n i was WHAT WHO n it was someone i was friends w in 5th grade WERE FRIENDS AGAIN BTW theyre bigender n pan theyre soo cool they know im trans n boyflux, shes giddy abt it too : 3 !!! her preferred pronouns r she/he/they btw

ok im gonna piss now jesus my bladder CANNOT hold it any longer

what i wanna be but i told my sister ill wear a batman suit

yessss i barely talk to my sister cuz she goe s to work it makes me giddy when we yap