i took the biggest dymp in the entire world and today im gonna tell you how my name is albert a lot of people know me as flamingo it all happened when i was at my house recording a roblox video about a new UGC that resembled a real life tragedy in roblox it was about 2 towers from USA when I started to feel the urge to fart i let a little fart go but i started to feel a little wet so i check on my pants and it was full of poo poo i felt more farts i tried to resist but poowouldn't stop coming out of my butthole my mom heard the noises from my room and went to check when she saw what was happening she started to yell at me there's shit coming out of your butthole go to the bathroom albert go to the bathroom and i just said mom not yet im not shitting yet and she kept yelling at me the poo stop coming out of my butthole when i realised that i felt instantly knocked out and woke up 5 days after in jail the farts and po were too smelly and killed my mom my father and my brothers