Jade: but....what if I annoy you?

Jade: hM..

*Jade just hugs green for no reason ahah*

Jade: :D

Jade: fine. It's only because I literally have no way to stop you.

*Jade just continues hugging green because f r i e n d s *

*Jade stops and sits down*

*Jade s l e e p s because pain s u c k s *

*White just sits next to Jade ever so casually and hugs him*

*White is just wholesomely hugging Jade so we don't need to worry my dudes*

*Brown is just drinking v o d k a -*

*Brown is casually listening to russian music on speaker-*

*BROWN TURNS THE VOLUME UP CASUALLY*

*Brown vibes*

*Brown cocks a squirty gun in reds direction with TRIANGLE GLASSES OH ****-* Brown: HANDS UP YOU- Oh nevermind.

Brown: ....no... *hides the squirty gun ahah*

Brown: I just thought you were someone else. Like Jade. jadeisazombie

Brown: I'M NOT WRONG, I MEAN- LIKE- LOOK AT HIM-- DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE ONE???? *Brown is pointing at Jade who is currently asleep and being hugged by white*

Brown: stupidamericans. One day the apocalypse will start on this ship, and it's gunna be jade that's the zombie. MARKMYWORDS.

Brown: we'll s e e .

*White is just hugging Jade more while he's asleep* White: Imsohappyrightnow :,D

Pink: don't murder then.

Pink: uhm.... hm... maybe just... tell people not to go near you..?

Pink: then I'll make them.

Pink: I have my ways. :)

*Pink just goes around telling everyone to not go near green because he s m e l l s like s h i t *

(There's worse things pink could've said) *Jade just decides to wake up and bite whites arm* White: O W - Jade: >:(

White: why'd you bite me??? Jade: why'd you hug me while I was s l e e p i n g ? ? ?

Jade: he hugged me while I was sleeping. Liketheweirdoheis White: and jade bit me >:(

*Jade says sorry and then BITES WHITES ARM AGAIN- BUT THIS TIME HIS TEETH ACTUALLY SINK IN-* White: OW-

Jade: ack- White: hAhHaH *Jade wipes it off*

Jade: yEs bItInG. >:( White: nO.

Jade: listen, if I can deal with having no hands, feet, or an eye, I can certainly handle being covered in boiling hot coffee.

Jade: no promises. Brown: I SMELL Z O M B I E

*HISSING BROWN NOISES* Jade: for the last ****ing time, I'm not a zombie.

Brown: NEVER *Jade facepalms and brown is being the weird 12 yo she is*

White: wait w h a t Brown: z o m b i e = j a d e Jade: I'M GOING TO BITE YOU-

*Jade is being held back by white and brown is just mocking jade with her zombie facts trying to "prove" that jade's a zombie*

White: he is NOT a zombie. Brown: THEN HOW COME HE BITES PEOPLE??? Jade: BECAUSE HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO HURT SOMEONE WITHOUT KILLING THEM OR MYSELF??? Brown: Z O M B I E

Jade: I wish I was the monster you think I am. White: w o t

*Jade bites white again, white lets go, and jade heads to green* Jade: Green, c a l m -

Jade: what does hissing have anything to do with- no- red just stay away from green-

Jade: oh shit- GREEN CALM DOWN. K A L M . OR I WILL BE FORCED TO HUG YOU AND RISK D Y I N G .

*Jade sighed* Jade: thank you.

Jade: .w."

Jade: well, I mean, you didn't hurt anyone so you're good. White: BUT YOU DID- *White tackles Jade* Jade: ACK-

White: But jade- Jade: notinfrontofgreen,white. White: f i n e >:( *White gets up, along with jade and jade gets dragged to electrical because that's totally a safe spot to fight*

*White and Jade continue fighting in electrical*

Brown: I hear z o m b i e noises

Brown: NEVER! *Brown just starts running*

*Brown goes to check up on Jade and White and they're just fighting eachother, jade is physically fighting and white is mentally fighting. Wow.*

Brown: OMFG ZOMBIE STOP BITING HIM, YOU'RE GUNNA GET HIM INFECTED Jade: w o t -

*Brown and Jade are now fighting instead lmao-*

*white walks to green* White: ...has Jade ever biten you before-???

White: ....do you think Jade could actually be a zombie? It sounds dumb but I mean- it could be possible-

White: yeah, but I mean, he should've died from pinks experiments by now-

White: yeah, I know. Either way- even if he is a zombie he is pretty tame--

*White just watches* White: does he normally do that when he's impostor?

White: what's worse?

White: O H .

White: sorry green.

*Jade and brown are still fighting istg--*

Brown: LEMME AT THE ZOMBIE SO I CAN GIVE IT A PEICE OF MY MIND! Jade: OH, I'LL SHOW YOU ZOMBIE- >:( *Broen and Jade were clearly not going to calm down*

Brown: I'M NOT CRAZY YOU COFFEE LOVING OCTOPUS Jade: I- oop-

Brown: ow- um- coffee loving octopus...?? *Jade was watching in pure s h o c k *

Jade: I-I'm good. *Brown was knocked out because literally super smol*

*Jade looked at brown and coughed*

*Jade walked out, headed to storage and went into a box*

(I LEGIT THINK RED WOULD BE THE DAD IF THIS WAS A FAMILY-) *Jade sleeps in the box because nobody can do anything to him in a box*