Precisely

my family divides me into two people 'coffee me' and 'normal me'. Coffee me is a bit more calm than normal me, and can last about 5 minutes of a conversation before i start swearing and telling people to **** off. Normal me is when someone tries to talk to me i snap at them, most likely hit them and then walk away to make some coffee

Normal me is telling everyone to f*** off before I disembowel them I'm talking to you, Brock and Mrs Badgery

wow relatable kids