the president did never let me back after that

and i said **** YOU WHO THE **** NEEDS A PUNK ASS CHEW CHEW CREW ANYWHO

MY TRAINS OH

MY TRAINS OH

I GOT SMALL ONES

TINY LITTLE TRAINS

I COME DOWN HERE JUST TO GET AWAY

MY TRAINS OH

MY TRAINS UH

ITS LIKE MAGIC! MAGIC TRAINS I WISH THESE TRAINS COULD TAKE ME AWAY

I lie here every night I feel like if I focus And think of getting smaller I'll gradually get smaller And if I get small enough My trains will seem much bigger And I'll be the conductor The tiniest conductor

Then whatchu gonna do? Then whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do then, huh? Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do?

Whatchu gonna do when I'm ****ing small Like one inch tall You won't see me coming at all When I crawl into your ear late at night Yeah, you heard me right mother****er, sleep tight And you think I'm just another bad dream But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream Little hands hold an artery shut Yeah, that's right mother****er, then what?