Lmt

When I was a lil kid I used to play outside a lot and this particular day I was out with my big wannabe hero dog at the time and he had ran off somewhere. For context my town has a ton of wild turkeys and they’re so big and stupid. My silly Billy of a dog hod found a small group of them and they started chasing him, so I grabbed a large stick to go get them off my dog but before I can even get out there I feel this (excuse my language) utter butt**** of a bird sink it’s stupid beak into the back of my leg-

-I turn to hit it off me and I see all the turkeys that were chasing my dog are running at me, I was a tiny scrawny little kid so what was I supposed to do except run but let’s just say my legs didnt agree with me (I tripped) and they started attacking me and pecking my legs and tearing them up, I still got the scars. And my dog didnt even care and he was all the way by the door waiting for the hood turkey jumping to stop so he could go inside. Eventually they stopped because my mom started yelling and stuff, somehow I got still got in trouble for being attacked

And that’s why I hate turkeys and I think the earth would be a more peaceful place if they all died to death❤️

LMAO

My life ong

Oh boy….i wish

She would have ringed their necks And mine if I did that, she’s tough af

HELP

Drawing that rn