want me a man who will throw me out the third floor window

want me a woman who will push me into the grand canyon

want me a man who will snipe me while driving as though Im jfk

want me a woman who will strategically poison the food that I will end up buying in a grocery store

want me a man who will canabalize me and use all the parts of my body and such so that there is no evidence left

want someone who will buy me dippin dots at the mall every time we go