*Azriel and Nico walk in*

Azriel: *goes over to the barista* Can I have an Ices Mocha, please? Nico: I'll have the same, but can I have extra sugar?

Azriel: *buys the coffee and a tray of sugar cubes for Nico* Here. Nico: Arigatō, Azriel.

Nico: *sits with them* You don't mind if I sit here right? Azriel: Hi John.

Nico: Do you two know each other? Azriel: *pulls a chair next to Nico* Yeah we do. John, this is Nico.

Nico: *shakes Johns hand* Kon'nichiwa John. Azriel: *looks at Jane* And, who's this?

Azriel: Good to meet you, Jane. Nico: Kon'nichiwa. *starts putting sugar cubes in his Mocha. 1, 2, 3...*

Azriel: Oh, well, Aranix is throwing a fit back home because Virgil won't stop trolling him, So we decided to just go get some coffee and wait for him to calm down. Nico: It was hilarious! *continues putting sugar cubes in his Mocha; 4, 5, 6...*

Nico: *looks at Jane* There is no such thing as too much sugar in my opinion. *7, 8, 9, 10 sugar cubes in his Mocha* Perfect! *takes a sip* Azriel: He just really likes sugary foods or drinks. I don't know why, tho.

Azriel: Like I said, any sugary food or drink, so yes. Nico: *sighs as the wings on his ears flap slightly* Oh, yeah, Sore wa yoi.(that's good.)

Nico: Sugar water is good for someone if they have low blood sugar, and are trying to drink more water and be healthy. I just like how sweet it tastes. Azriel: Well, Jane, If you want to be more fascinated, I am actually an Angel, and Nico is a Grim Reaper.

Azriel: We basically just met one day, and I told him that I'm an angel, Aranix is a demon, and what we're doing on earth. Nico: And I've never met you two before today, so yeah.

Azriel: We're more like forced acquaintances, really. He hates me, and I slightly dislike him. I'm also friends with Nico here, who is the literal son of death and a Grim Reaper, and Virgil, who is my older brother. Nico: Don't worry, Aranix may seem like an ass-head, but he's got a heart of gold inside that stone skeleton of his.

Nico: That's usually the first reaction to hearing all of that. Azriel: It's okay, just take some deep breaths, I know it's a lot to take in.

Azriel: Yeah, they were mostly priests or people we've protected or saved from demons or rogue angels. Nico: Yeah, some of them were even atheists too, and the look on their faces when we said that? Priceless.

Nico: You do seem like you two have that kind of cousinly relationship. Azriel: Yeah. So, Jane, any questions?

Azriel: Ask away. Nico: *sips his Mocha*

Azriel: Heaven is like a giant infinite hotel; I've only seen Hell, and it's basically a giant, infinite casino; My eyes were cut out by the Archangel Gabriel; He's my forced acquaintance because someone needs to look after him and make sure he doesn't destroy a city or something like that; I have broken the rules of being an Angel, I originally sided with Lucifer before he was sent to Hell forever; And the other angels are mostly chill, except for Gabriel, Raphael, and Michael. Nico: *continues sipping his Mocha* ((That took TOO long to type.))

Azriel: Gabriel made sure that I couldn't get them back by cutting out his own eyes, and replacing them with mine. Nico: Basically, Gabriel's a huge prick.

Azriel: He does that. He reals you in with his positive attitude, and just when you think he's your friend, he steals your soul and turns you into one of his soldiers. Nico: When he does that, he is in control, and none of the other angels, and not even Jesus or God himself can free you, and you belong to Gabriel. By the way, you all know what the rapture is, right?

Azriel: In the Bible, The Rapture is an event that allows all of the living people in the world to enter Heaven to meet their deceased loved ones for one full week. We think that Gabriel has a plan, for when The Rapture actually happens, to take the souls of all who enter heaven on that day, increase his army by more than 7-billion, and overthrow God. Nico: And if he does that, everything's screwed. Sorry if this is too much for you two.

Azriel: Don't worry, we have a plan of our own. If Lucifer and God settle their differences and work out a deal, the two of them could possibly stop Gabriel and send him to purgatory for eternity. Nico: If Lucifer can hold back his daddy issues against God for long enough, that is.

Azriel: John, you saw me cut him in half, he just regenerated himself and kept fighting. Archangels can only be killed by their own weapons, and Gabriel's sword is infused to the back of his arm, and is retractable. Nico: And since he can regrow lost limbs and body parts, it's almost impossible to take it.

Azriel: We'll figure it out in time, but we just have to prepare and wait until then. Nico: When(if) The Rapture does happen, if you think you might have any deceased family in Heaven, just wait until the red feathers of Gabriel's wings rain down around the world.

((gtg to bed))

((I'm back))

Azriel: We'll need it. Nico: Most likely, yeah.

Azriel: We've been good. Nico: Yeah, if Aranix doesn't destroy our apartment... again... for the third week in a row.

Azriel: Yes he is. He's constantly drinking, and constantly angsty. Nico: It's hilarious when he's mad, he's broken the sound barrier, twice. It was awesome.

Azriel: No, no, he drinks constantly, but his flask is infinitely filled with Asmodeus's wine. It's powerful stuff. Nico: Yeah, it's so powerful that, when I tried ONE shot of it, I woke up inside of Notre Dame.

Nico: Yep! Started in New York, somehow I ended up in Notre Dame. I was butt naked, a lampshade on my head, you've seen movies, marker graffiti all over my body, and weird bite marks on my neck, shoulders and torso, and a hangover that felt like I got run over by 15 Semi Trucks... I have no Idea what happened, but I think I went crazy. Azriel: *chuckles* He came home, and Aranix, the asshole that he is, asked: "Have a fun three days of being black-out drunk?" *laughs*

Nico: Yep! Azriel: Indeed!