Suction Cup Man is coming around, my sucking powers have no bound Suction cups all red and shit, I'm pretty hot you must admit Do not test my sucking power, I'll climb your tower in just an hour You can't kill me I'm way too cool, I'm smudging up your windows, fool! Suction Cup Man (Hey thats me!) His name is Suction Cup Man (**** yeah it is!) **** you he's Suction Cup Man (I have my own theme song!) **** yeah lets do another verse! **** your shit, I'm going up You can't unsuck my suction cups There's so much stuff I've yet to climb, So while I rhyme, I climb full-time Since I'm climbing up so far I'll play a tune on my guitar I don't climb for girls or money. I climb 'cuz it's ****ing funny Suction Cup Man (It's me again!) His name is Suction Cup Man (My favorite words are the vulgar ones!) **** you he's Suction Cup Man (Thats the shit I'm talking about!) Breakdown, motha****er! Oh Shit! Climbs the towers for just the thrill Take it up to the man who has the skills To piss people off, th