OOK CHILD NUMBER TWO. so sometimes just cause we were THAT COOL (we had weird blood and also eye parasites but we don't talk about the eye parasites cuz then things just get REALLY confusing) we got kidnapped like. a lot.

some of them wanted us dead? (kaldon, the organization(ok these weren't kidnappings we broke in and they were just evil about it)) but others wanted to like, freak with out blood or just generally hold us hostage ig? ANYWAYS onnne of these kidnappers was this place called the lab

I'm sure it had an actual name other than just the lab but we were shit at names and just like, we worked for 'the office' one of our first enemies was 'the organization', we visited 'the college' once, so on and so forth we were just like that.

ANYWAYS so like, the lab was a thing we knew about for a while but we didn't really mess with them a whole ton, we broke in once, we stole stuff sometimes, and we didn't like them at all but we didn't do a whole lot with them.

flipanim keeps tweaking out ANYWAYSSS. relevant detail. the medic guy at the office originally worked for the lab but he got better dw and his name was Mr.Fek that comes up later

So the lab kidnapped us one day as they tended to do, and we were kinda just chilling in our little prison cells as one does when kidnapped when kaldon(who was like, starting to be chill but was still all emo n shit) sorta just, broke in thru the wall cause he could do that(I'll probably autismpost about why he can do that later) and broke us out

so we're back at the office and all chill n shit until ruh roh I have a suspicious lump in my arm and its beeping which SHOULDN'T HAPPEN. so naturally I think 'oh they put a tracker in my arm' and I start running as fast as I can away from the office cuz like all our loved ones are there.

but then the like DM story writer person says like. 'are you sure you wanna do that?' so naturally I immediately run back and go see Mr.Fek in the infirmary and he puts a tourniquet on my arm(this is when I learnt what a tourniquet is) and he cuts out the lump and wouldn't you know its a blue, beeping, centipede

and he's about to like, get rid of it cause? ew? suspicious beeping arm centipede? but I ask him if I can keep it and he's like 'i GUESS???' and puts it in a jar for me and I name it Larry and carry him around with me everywhere and its very whimsical and fun.

and so. that goes on for a while and I'm chilling and such until we start messing around with like. the concept of a slayer which ILL EXPLAIN LATER but all thats relevant rn is that. anyone can turn into a slayer if they are given the blood of a pure blooded slayer(a slayer that was born that way and not turned) except our group thats the weird blood thing we have we can just like, drink any blood and it might make us into whatever that thing was depending on various blood rules and yeah

anyways because of this there's like, a company that's really weird and is fully comprised of slayers cuz if you get hired they turn you into one its ****ing weird don't ask me man.

so we're messing around with this company and whatnot and I have Larry with me because he's my little guy and I love him and sometimes I just take him out and beep at people with him and its really fun (another example of my children pandering to my autism, echolalia and being weird and annoying to people because I'm JUST SO SILLY) and then ONE OF THESE PEOPLE tells me that if I keep feeding him (he eats human flesh and blood fyi) that he'll turn into a HUMAN????? or like, unlock a human form more like.

so that's cool and ALSO why its DEBATABLE if buzz is my first kid or not cuz this was all like, early 2020 or late 2019 so what I CAN remember is that 1) I wasn't planning to adopt any kids when I adopted buzz 2) I didn't know Larry was technically a kid until I was about to adopt kids 3-5 so like. I'm pretty certain I obtained Larry first, but I only knew he was a kid right before kid 3, and technically if we went off when he actually became a kid he'd be kid 5? its weird I just put him as 2 because thats when I put him on the kid list.

Also, Larry-Lore, there are more of him, what he was SUPPOSED to do is basically live in me as a parasite until he killed me then use my body to like, lay eggs and eat my corpse but I said 'nuh uh:3' and adopted him

ANOTHER fun Larry fact is that, his color is actually incredibly debatable, when he turned into a kid he turned purple? and I don't know exactly what shade of blue he is? its changed a couple times. ALSO BLUE CENTIPEDES ARE A REAL THING they just don't beep or eat human flesh

anyways that kinda all about Larry, hope u enjoyed this EPIC autism post, my special interest is better than yours, hit like and surbruibe

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