SHADOWY FIGURE: say that again.

SHADOWY FIGURE: don’t worry about it. But all you need to know is I’m gonna beat yo ahh if you disrespect anime ever again

SHADOWY FIGURE: *laughs*

SHADOWY FIGURE: お前には負けない。

SHADOWY FIGURE: あなたのような人々はいつも私を過小評価しています。

SHADOWY FIGURE: *starts floating*

SHADOWY FIGURE: Fine. *comes out of the shadows*

(The guy on the left is the figure) Spencer: hello.

Spencer: それでおしまい。 私はあなたにあなたが決して生まれないことを望みます！

Me: hey sorry to but in but as you know I don’t like anime either. But I do like hentai 😇 Spencer: EW NO ONE LIKE HENTAI >:c isn’t that right, KIORI9?

Spencer: why’d you do that- 🤨

Me: 😏 heh Spencer: what are you laughing for? She said she doesn’t watch hentai Me: sureeeee 👀 we’ll go with that

Me: *runs to your blender and opens it* *starts fixing it* 😁 I used to be an technician because I worked with a lot of iPads, PC, laptops, phones, etc Spencer: Aight it’s fixed, but what are you finna do? Me: *clicks the history button* 😏

(I fixed ur computer not the blender lol)

Spencer: why do you keep breaking it? Me: 😏 because she watches hent-

Spencer: TELL ME THE TRUTH, DO YOU WATCH HENTAI OR NO Me: *fixing computer again quietly hoping you don’t hear me* 😗

Me: *done fixing it and scrolling through history* *whispers* keep her distracted 😋 Spencer: ok

Me: *gets to the bad part of the history* 😄😀😯😦😨😰 Bad searches in History: Hentai HD | CornHub.com Hentai HD | CornHub.com Hentai HD | CornHub.com Hentai HD | CornHub.com

Spencer: *sees the history* I- WHAT- Me: I knew it! 🥵🥵 Now if you excuse me I’m gonna need this computer for a min. Hey you got some lotion around here?

Me: AH WAIT NO Spencer: you.. lied to me.. 😡 KIORI9 DONT HIT HIM I NEED U TO EXPLAIN Me: I just want lotion to go with this link I just clicked from her history ;v;

Spencer: *snakes you in the back of your head* theres your battle, kid.

Me: I found the lotion! *plays the video on your computer and lotion*

Spencer: *speeds toward you with a sword* ここに来なさい。

Spencer: *about to insert the sword into your skull*

Spencer: *falls to the floor* 😦😡 Me: hey I used the lotion and turns out it was gorilla glue.. my hand is now stuck to my pp 😰 Spencer: you’ll figure it out. *clones self* 今のところ完了です。

I never got my cookies back 😡