said i had no spoons left because i was sat there playing with a clay duck but i proved them WRONG by cleaning my desk and going home because i had no spoons ((they had to explain spoon theory to me))

MY FRIEND MADE IT FOR ME BECAUSE I LOVE DUCKS ITS A LITTLE MALLARD DRAKE AND HE’S CALLED CHWADAN WHICH IS WELSH FOR DUCK

HES IN COLLEGE YOU’LL HAVE TO WAIT TUESDAY

HE ALSO HAS A REALLY DEFORMED CAT BLU TACKED TO HIS BACK THE CAT IS CALLED JILLIP

JILLIP IS INBRED AND HAS A CAVE FOR AN ASSHOLE

I AM NICE TO HIM I CARED FOR HIM WHEN HE WAS ABANDONED AND SAVAGED WHEN HE WASN’T COOKED CLAY

IM CARING FOR HIM AS BEST I CAN OKAY HE LIVED IN MY DRAWER FOR A BIT BUT THE TEACHERS ORGANISED IT SOMETIME AND DIDN’T TELL ME SO I FOUND HIM IN THE RUBBISH PILE AND HES BEEN ON MY DESK SINCE AND MY DESK ISNT A SAFE PLACE

HED DIE MY HOUSE IS A MESS AND WE’RE MOVING THINGS ABOUT

he’s british you wouldn’t get along

he’d deck you (he has no limbs and is missing an eye)

he’d hurl british slurs at you