I signed on late, I told doggo I would most likely be here but she left. Ah it's okay no worries, there's always tomorrow!

And besides I got too see you! It's been a while! Oh wow it's 11:45! I should go to bed sooon But then again I wanna talk with you guys

Hmmm, alright!

Alright alright deal!

Oh it's alright! I'm gone a lot too so I say we're even...well no I'm gone a lot but I'll try to be on more *Gives super big mediocre hug(a TKG special!)*

Oh? What's up?

Hmmm well it's better to be honest, it can be hard but if your honest things will go better. And If she's a good person she'll respect that and besides it doesn't mean it's the end for you two! You can always come back into a relationship later in life

Ya...but you should get sleep! It's good for you!

C'mon! Pleaaase! For meee?

*slowly slides coffee away* C'mon... please? I care about ya *Slowly sipping said coffee*

*looks inside mug and it's all gone now* Sure, suit yourself *Passes empty mug*

....no... *Wipes mouth*

Well I do like not being strangled But really you should get some sleep

Oh.. why?

Oooohhhhhhhh Say let me get TKG Over here- "Did I hear LADY REASONS-"

"periods? Orrrr something else?"

"ah yes, my greatest rival. We have battled for centuries!! Actually about 2 years closing in on 3"

"well my young pupil listen closely Its okay. Ya don't have pads? Use toilet paper!! Ya do have pads? Use em!!! Period cramps suck, I know. They'll go away eventually, what helps for me is laying down on my stomach for a while Sorry I'm not much help 😔"

"tampons aren't swaggers, I never used one but ya I would use pads instead"

"Ofc"

"ya they can either be "okay" or bad, but it'll get better! Just rest up and all. When your periods done(for the time being) it's like heaven!"

"Alright, well have a good sleep(or try)" Nighty night!

I signed on late is all, thought I missed ya!

Oh that's alright! Potty comes first!

Hmmm me neither, say i wonder how fast I can find max. Got a stopwatch?

Alright! On your mark ....get set...go!!! *Runs off looking*

*a bit later max comes waddling over dragging yakko by the ears* Found him!

"*let's go of Yakko* Well what is it! Bluster blaster game card for the game boy! A new bazooka! Banang??"

"oooh the suspense is killing me!"

"oh hello foxy mama!" Hey max! you don't even like girls if my memory serves me right

"SAM!! *Jumps onto him* Where have ya been!!"

"oh right right, with the big tentacle monster? Or was it the giant rat destroying the city that ate us whole? Spill it puppy man!"

"byeee doggo! Don't let the deadly bees getcha!" Byeee dogggoooo! I'll cya later! Hope ya feel better soon

"well my dear Sam, that was doggo. Doggo is the mystical force in the center of the universe." Ya lost me

"*tugging on Sam's arm* S...Sam...oh Sam tell me it ain't another figment of my imagination! Oh tell me Sam it's really real!"

"oh look another flying potato cat" Woah whaddya mean physic powers! "Enough about those! I want that delicious snack!!"

"GIMMIE! GIMMIE!!"

"*devours it like there's no tomorrow* .... ITS AMAZING!! I WANT ANOTHER! WHERE YA HIDING THEM PUPPY CHILD?!? CMON TELL ME TELL ME!" Sam...does max get hyper easily?

Yaknow for sweets and all that stuff?

"*jumps into the pile and starts devouring them one after another*" Say uhh Sam... should we stop him?

"*looks up at Sam with five shoved in his mouth* Mmmf-mmmh-mhhh?" Ya got a point there baby bro!

Ya your right! "Mmmh! *Swallows food* Oh goodie! I'm gonna go spike the punch!"

"*hops into DeSoto bouncing on the seat* C'mon Sam! Hurry up I wanna shoot at some pedestrians on the way back!" Well I think it's safe to say goodnight, I gotta hit the hay anyways It's 1:20am!

Sure thing baby bro! Goodnight wakko, goodnight nugget!

Doggo! Sorry for being late and all! And I won't keep ya too long since it's late and all(well where I am it is)

Oh good good! TKG got a haircut today and seeing she's a person who usually hates there image it's odd to see her pretty happy with it! Spring haircut and all. Annnnd you?

Ohhh okay! I'll tell her too catch up and all! Oh why? Is it that "thing" that happened while I was gone

Oh of course! And what's to be sorry for? Mom friends are great! She's a respectful child too, the only thing off with her is grades but other then that she's a peach! Hmmm well it's up to you on what we talk about, maybe get it off your mind but then again it is kinda a big thing when ya think about it so I'm not just gonna expect you to shake it off, no sir!

Ooooh sounds fun! I'm always up for some crazy shenanigans!

Right now we're seeing how fast I can find max!

Say why don't you jump on over seeing with the magic bestowed upon me makes that possible!

Ya!!