yes I'm only 4'9 :V and yet half of the kids in my class are taller then me

GET UNDER MY ARMS SMOL BEANS

no *grabs pole*

im 11 & 5'2. pretty much slightly taller than my mom.. idk if im short or not?

*pushes pole* *uses you as armrest*

o lord use the pillar as your armrest

*uses both of you as armrests*

;-;

*walks off*

meanwhile, I'm 5'5 and weigh 156.5 pounds bOw dOwn tO heAvY qUeEn

I weigh 140 pounds ill just flop instead of bow

*Instead of flops, I just jiggle* Oh okay

*looks at no one* this just got weird *poofs*

okay bye then

You know what I can do? Sitting down, I can almost wrap my whole leg behind my head. and surprisingly standing up can kick someone who's 5'4 right in the face

o das neet I can do..... not much, actually. Other than read a encyclopedia in 3 hours :V