uwu yass kween im going to stop typing like that now

me uwu okay what if idk whers bailey would live but bailey dont sleep so whem mev break in to eat random stranger BOOM bailey is awake so he go "hey dont break my wincow not cool!!"

then we work off that

is he fućking the moths Mev likes walking in the woods because SHADE WOW and he sees the cabin. "People live in cabins..." he thought. So naturally he broke in. This was not his stealthiest break in, and he fell over and said "ow." He got up fine, but he was not sneaky.

He started his way back out the window but stopped halfway. "Hey i cant go into town either. Thats pretty neat!" He then continued his way out.

He spoke a bit louder as he was now outside the cabin. "Those are some fancy words dude! Wish i knew what they meant!"

He was walking away as he spoke so by now he's just shouting. "NO REASON!"

"Where does poop go when you flush it? My mom is wherever that is!" He giggled after saying poop. Funny poop word haha

"Its not like i can tell the cops. Hello dad."

"Alright. Why cant anything tie back to you? Why do they want you? Answer me father."

"Ooh cool. I ate a rat, my mom's dead body, it escalated from there and im wanted for eating babies." (Also mev barely asks for anything because hes used to not getting it, just a detail)

@the entire solar system HEY SUN ITS DAYTIME NOW 😎 "Ow." Mev ran into the cabin to escape the evil light.

(Hot babe? i mean uh good) "Wait what? I thought beds were for adults?"

"Ok. This one maybe? Jeez, im not used to these luxuries." the bed is light orange this is FACT.

"Why would you stuff the animals? You can eat the stuff inside them, yknow?"

"Why would you not even put real stuff in them? Maybe i should just see what these are. I'll come with!"

"My old parents always said you cant say the es aech i tee word"

"Shit. Fucķ. Biťch."

"Proud? The heck? I told you to stop your fancy talk."

"what is that?"

i love to change the entirety of the univserse so that its day or night to my will. very fun would reccomend.

"Sounds fun. I can steal lots of things by putting them in my coat pockets." He poked a stuffed bear and it starting singing the ABCs "HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!"

"OK!" He starts to beat up the bear. He bit a hole in its ear and cotton fell out. "WHERE ARE ITS GUTS?"

nobody is in the store because its night, but every bird nearby has flown away from this shouting. "NOTED!" Mev ran to a different part of the store. "I know something RREEEAALLLLYYY bad that i can do!"

He opened a pack of gum, chewed all of it, spit the gum back in the pack, and put it back on the shelf.

Mev sees those weird boxes of dinosaur toys at the bottom of a shelf. Seriously theyre always at the bottom of a random shelf in like, the clothes isle. "Woah. Whats that?"

noob mev takes the entire box because he is pro noob phone die bad night