Who decided to suck a cows titties and be like yeah this is a suitable beverage for humanity

I really hope they let you pick your dick size when you get transitioning surgery Like I don't want average I'm gonna get a mega shlong if it's the last thing I do

On the topic of transitioning surgery I got told you're allowed play music as you go sleep so like Could I hypothetically force my surgeon to listen to a ten hour loop of pink fluffy unicorns

I wonder if I could kms in an interesting way like go outside, climb over the wall behind my house and start riling up the cows and horses so I get trampled or sum