Let me chant the elder script that was next to thy ancient wand.

Whoever thou touch the nose of any being of this earth shall undergo the most painful experience known to mortal man. The body will consume metal to form and shape thy body to the spell’s vanity. The process shall leave the subject to be known as the holy being known as: Technologicus Cutinine.

I can’t really translate it

Can any of you?

Bas, please tell me what this means.

I have a feeling that’s pretty close

But not entirely correct

Wait, the script has more…

Thou hair shall flourish all over thy body.

correctamundo.