danganronpa rp please 😔
by:
-CrazyTimos- 
530
530
11.08.2020
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-CrazyTimos-[OP]
11.08.2020 19:30
Linkcrack or normal
oc canon or both
idc i’m bo re d
when i use reo and kazuichi imma tell you who’s talking now so uhm💖)
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reo: *cutely punches nagito in the stomach*
kazuichi: HOLY SHIT-
reo: *cutely stops*
kazuichi: i think she’s done, but i’m gonna continue to hold her just in case
* cutley drinks orange juice out of wine glass in the corner while having a mental breakdown *
reo: why are you so annoying nagito
kazuichi: thats not very nice
reo: i’m bired, what can we do that isnt murder OR ARSON
kazuichi: i dunno
reo: *bored noises*
kazuichi: you’re borning the thief loli
reo: excusemewtf
reo: kazuichi never call me that again
kazuichi: okay thief loli
"wow this is one big bruh moment. can you die from drinking to much orange juice?"
reo: *cutely tries to punch kazuichi*
kazuichi: 2 things. one thing, i have no clue hajime, two, is it just me or reo hates me
reo: i dont hate you i just wanna set you on fire thats all
reo: *random angry mumbling*
kazuichi: *cutely grabs reo arms and pulls her down* sit down you weirdo
reo: don’t touch me-
kazuichi: *sad kazuichi noises*
reo: simp simp simp simp
kazuichi: reo keep this up and i’ll do something you hate
reo: like wh-
kazuichi: *hugs her*
reo: you’re right i do hate this, now let me go or i chop off your arms
"no seriously is he?" hajime stops drinking orange juice in the corner and stands up.
reo: he probably is, now someone get kazuichi off of me
kazuichi: N O
"i dont want a probably this is a serious question."
"kazuichi stop being a annoying simp. its not cute."
kazuichi: i’m not simping right now i’m just annoying reo
reo: HE IS GAY- AND HELP ME JESUS CHRIST
"wait? nagito's gay!? for real!?"
"alsooo"
* cutley kicks kazuichi in the balls*
kazuichi: OW SHIT-
reo: *cutely backs away* yes he is, and thank you
*cutley inches up to nagito*
"sooooo. heyyyyyyy? are you really gay?"
reo: *helps kazuichi up* dude something is about to happen
kazuichi: i-i see... i-i’m still in pain you k-know that rig-
reo: just shut up and watch >:(
kazuichi: *cutely puts his arm around reo*
reo: *INHALES AWKWARDLY*
* continues sobbing *
*sniff* "guys can to much orange juice kill me i need to know?"
reo: JUST SHUT UP AND ADMIT YOU LIKE NAGITO YPU ORANGE JUICE ****ER
kazuichi: a little too far but alright-
"what? i dont like him- why would i like him? kazuichi youre the simp who cant get a s/o"
"hi nagito- i didn't mean what i said just now"
*cutley shifts uncomfortably in his corner*
reo: lol okay sure
kazuichi: I CAN WATCH ME! *cutely looks around the room*
"uhuhu"
*cutley sits in the corner nervously chugging orange juice*
kazuichi: *cutely hugs reo again*
reo: thanks hajime now he has to hugs me A G A I N
"if you really dont want to talk to me nagito. you can just say so."
*cutley gets up and starts to walk towards the door*
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reo: nagito you hurt his feeling
kazuichi: what a terrible boyfriend you are
reo: i
*cutley turns around and looks towards nagito for a split second before looking down at the floor*
*cutley looks at nagito before getting embarrassed and looking back down at the floor*
"uhuhuh i-"
* cutley stop talking and gets really nervous *
"nevermind-"
reo: someone get him off me WITHOUT HURTING HIM *glares at hajime*
kazuichi: awww ypu care!
reo: dont push it
*hajime sighs*
"i'll uh be back nagito give me a second"
* grabs kazuichi and *gently* throws him on the ground *
*cutley walks back up to nagito*
"s-so do you really wanna talk with me?"
*cutley blushes*
"ok. so uh. what should we uh talk about? do you have anything to talk about? or uhh anything to tell me?"
reo: awwwww!
kazuichi: you two are lucking i have to deal
with the thief loli
reo: s t o p
reo: you just are
kazuichi: *cutely zones out, mumblings, and giggles*
reo: are you okay...?
kazuichi: *continues to mumble and giggle*
reo: you’re thinking of something perverted are you
kazuichi: WHAT NO-
"**** it."
*cutley grabs nagito's hand*
"those two are being all flirty so we need to do the same thing? okay?"
*cutley drags nagito over to his crying corner and makes him sit down with him*
kazuichi: *stops hugging reo, sits down, then grabs her arm and makes her sit down*
reo: what the HELL are you doing-
*cutley inches closer to nagito and lays my head down on his shoulder*
"you're just mad because i made a move on my love intrest before you made a move on kazuichi."
"nagitoo? think you could be a little bit more talkative? maybe a bit more flirty? if you're not interested you could at least tell me off?"
kazuichi: *chuckles* so the thief loli likes me...
reo: i said stop calling me that
"sO? w-wAIt- nagiTo yoU l-liKE me RIGHT?"
* cutley stutters like a dumbass *
reo: GAYYYY
kazuichi: please reo, just once?
reo: *angry thief noises* N O
kazuichi: you know what *cutely kisses her anyways*
reo: S HF D MF F HF DAY UH F CB H DC FT G STG G
kazuichi: *laughs at reo*
reo: **** you
kazuichi: when and where?
reo: NO-
kazuichi: i dare you too uhm... i dare you to stop committing arson for a week i dunno
kazuichi: if you do it, i’ll do anything you want for the entire week!
reo: kazuichi stop...
kazuichi: fine! then i dare you to uhm... try saying a perverted joke
reo: *casually chokes* ACK-
dhksjdjsjd)
reo: *sighs* anyways its your turn nagito
kazuichi: *chuckling*
"ok nagito, you have to pick one hope or working on your mental health."
"no thats wrong!"
" i've signed you up for therapy. you have to go every tuesday."
*cutley sits there because he doesn't know what to do*
"ahh! so nagito you have anything you wanna do! im just super boring so im not to sure what to do!"
"are you sure? i feel like im boring you. its alot less chaotic since kazuichi and reo left. plus i feel like im not the most interesting person."
"well uh- i cant think of anything to do? you have any ideas?!"
"well uh. guess i'll just-do whatever"
*hajime get closer to nagito and lays his head down on his lap to look up at nagito*
*sits on nagito's lap facing him and then pats nagito's hair*
"oh woah,, your hair is super soft!"
*cutley lays head on nagito chest*
"hey nagito? can i uh borrow your,, uh jacket. im cold-"
*cutley gets up and rubs his eyes*
*cutley hugs nagito*
"heyy, nagito i really love you. i hope you know that. you mean so much to me you really do!"
*cutley gives nagito a kith*
"you sure dont say much but its kinda cute so whatever"
*cutley spoons with you in his orange juice mental break down corner*
(yes
i lost all my non existant non existantnon existantnon existant brsincellz, )
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reo: *cutely attempts to shoot nagito*
kazuichi: where the **** did you get a gun from i-
reo: *cutely runs to find nagito*
kazuichi: *runs after reo* REO GET BACK HERE
reo: *SCREAMS*
reo: *STRUGGLES*
kazuichi: nagito you can come out i have the vicious creature
reo: i’m not calm because the simp is HOLDING ME CAPTIVE
kazuichi: stop calling me a simp
reo: HE TRIED SETTING THINGS ON FIRE AGAIN
kazuichi: *puts down reo* just stop
" i dont think i could handle life if nagito died. not to be like- gay or anything- "
kazuichi: now we’re sa-
reo: *pulls out a knife*
kazuichi: how many weapons do you have?-
reo: multiple, i’m kinda scared of myself *leaves to find nagito*
kazuichi: wha-
" reo stop- i really dont think this is a good idea at all."
"oh! kazuichi i'll probably never kick you in the balls again, thanks for holding her back."
" wait. i said stop! you play to damn much."
sorry all i do is quote memes )
kazuichi: reo stop or i won’t hug you anymore
reo: i dont know whats worse you holding me or you hugging me
can we just continue and not talk about hajime’s kinks and fetish’s)
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kazuichi: *exists*
reo: *cutely passed out on the floor because whg the **** not?*
kazuichi: its annoying, so stop it, or i’ll tie you to a chair and lock you up so you can’t do that anymore
canyouactuallystopwiththearsonitgetsannoyingafterawhilei’msorryifiseemrude)
kazuichi: *sighs* you’re ****ing useless. *cutely grabs reos arm* reo no
reo: WHA-
kazuichi: *cutely grabs reo’s gun* now give me your other weapons
reo: n o
kazuichi: *cutely walks closer to reo*
reo: i’ve read enough hentai yo know where the **** this is going
kazuichi: *awkwardly waddles away*
reo: *cutely fidgets with knife8
idk)
reo: *laughing*
kazuichi: *comes back* hello everyo- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NAGITO’S LEG?-
reo: *stabs nagito’s other leg*
kazuichi: YOU BOTH HAVE PROBLEMS
kazuichi: *thinks*
reo: *stabs kazuichi’s arm*
kazuichi: AAAAAAAAAAAA
kazuichi: you had one job nagito
reo: *sits down next to kazuichi and falls asleep a bit later*
kazuichi: *pats her head* i wonder what happens when i take her hat..
kazuichi: i’m gonna keep reo’s hat because i can and i wanna annoy her ha hA
yuhdjsjdjjsu)
kazuichi: i’m bored, if you don’t come up with something and i’ll wake reo up and make her stab your arms >:)
fsndnd
((i somehow found out someones pass, wasnt expecting it to actually work dndjdj))
