Ye

Dan: *drunk* nope.

Dan: yes…

Dan: I said no..leave me tf alone.

Dan: *drinks more*

(Ya think? Lol) Dan: *flops himself on le couch and drinks so much more*

Dan: *rolls his eyes and gets up*

Dan: hell no. *throws the empty bottle on the floor, and gives her a very angry look, before taking a lot more beers and walking to his room 🍺*

Cat: he hates talking about his emotions. It would be a miracle for you to crack open that vault. Hi, I,m his kitten, he named me cat. Pretty lazy name, huh?

Cat: mhm, sorry bout him tho.

Cat: :3 I’ll speak for him, if that'll help?

Cat: *clears her kitten throat*

Cat: so Dan has always had a temper, and believe me, when Amy came that only got worse, she and him always fought, but he loved her so much he couldn't let her go. Until, ofc, he found out he was being played. They broke up and he found a boyfriend, that didn't last long tho. Only cause Dan couldn't get his mind off of Amy, and to this day, he still can't.

Cat: he says he doesn't want one.

Cat: okie doki :3

Cat: *purrs* Dan: *gets more beer*

Cat: *happi cat gorl* Dan: *drinks*

Cat: hehehehe! Dan: *when ignoring everything and walks outside*

Cat: :3

Cat: :3 you do seem nice

Cat: he won't love anyone… infact, he wants to give me away, he says it'll be good for me.

Cat: y-you will?

Cat: *happi cat!*

Cat: thx :3

Cat: *happ*

Dan: well? Go ahead. Take her. *goes to his room*

Dan: *drinks till he drops lol*

Dan: *sleeps*

Cat: not really, I was a human once, so I can eat just about anything

Cat: :3

Aww he isn’t,t alone then :3

Awww dan's gf was just cheating on him and using him to get things, sad

Oh god

Awww

Pffft Dan: *when drunk* hey kid..

Dan: yea, why..? *drinks more*

Dan: I,m not lying, I have alcohol.. *drinks more* and no.

Dan: you don't even know who she is. And yes drinking- *sits on the couch and drinks so much more*

Dan: I,m just normal Dan with more of a temper, just a bit tho. You'll be fine.

Dan: play with the cat, if you want..*drinks more*

Dan: also have ice cream and other stuff. Make yourself at home.

Dan: *passes out*

Cat: he,s not dead, he,s just too drunk to stay awake. Hi, I’m his kitten, he named me cat, lazy huh?

Cat: sorry, talkin' cat

Cat: ?.

Cat: I can see yew is freaking out

Cat: *makes you live*

Cat: it's not strong and kid friendly. This one tastes like apples

*doesn,t kill you, just heals you*

Cat: *makes you live*

Cat: rather not have Dan wake up to a dead body-

Cat: you’re his friend

Cat: he said so himself

Cat: Tis tru

Cat: it's literally impossible for me to lie

Cat: no i,m not. You are.

Cat: u

Cat: u

Cat:

Cat: ?

Cat: .-.

Cat: uhm-

Cat: o.o

Cat: *kitten hugs*

Cat: aww

Cat: *le sigh*

Cat: ;-;

Cat: …

Cat: sowwy

Cat: *ashamed of herself*

Cat: *tries to comfort you*

Dan: yes. *drinks*

(Glad you like it :3) Dan: yes it does. Helps me burry my stupid emotions. *drinks more*

Dan: yes more *when spare and chugs it*

Dan: *when was done anyways*

Dan: Wasn't askin' for permission- *drinks more*

Dan: no one actually cares. That,s why.

Dan: sure.

Melm

Dan is a police mans

You're in his house Dan: you can leave.

Dan: I’ll clean it myself.

Dan: just because I haven't doesn't mean I can,t.

Dan: no need. *snaps and everything is in order* now shut the hell up.

Dan: not unless they give respect themselves.

Dan: *doesn't care*

Dan: again, don't care

Dan: *when has no family*

(Most of them do, best not to try to kill le depressed ones family, cuz they might not have one) Dan: only don,t have a family cause someone already killed them.

Dan: huh?

Dan: nah, just drunk and confused..

Dan: idk anymore

Dan: what?

Dan: k