Sage : *Pulls out water gun* Stranger danger

Sage : *Squirts him*

Ara: *She was knitting something with 2 limbs* "What species are you"

Ara: "Interesting, immortal or not? Could you withstand a lot of damage?" *She yeeted a beanie at him*

Ara: "Soooo could you heal herself?" *Lmao she's hungry and planning to rip out his throat*

Ara: "Eh whatev as long as you don't die-" *She slung a net at him*

Ara: "Come on- I'm hungry- please-" *Lmao puppy dog eyes on a spider*

Ara: *She yeeted a beanie at him. She has a beanie addiction*

Ara: "THEN TAKE A BEANIE"

Ara: *She fastens a fishing rod and fishes him out of the sky*

Ara: *Biting his throat noises*

Ara: *Ripping his skin off and eating it noises*

(lmao goes from angry to crying) Ara: *When she was done there were bleeding holes left that went to the bone in his poor body. God dang he should have just given Ara cookies*

Ara: "I'm done now-" *She cleaned the blood off herself* "Sorry, was starving from a week's worth of not eating"

Ara: "Well if you can heal herself" *She shrugged, putting a beanie on his head. She would bite him with venom if he bullied her beanies*

Ara: "Take. The. Beanie."

Ara: "Good demigod-" *she patted his beanie head*

Ara: *She show fangs*

Ara: "Good- now TAKE MORE BEANIES" *she yeet beanies*