PLS SEND HELP IM READING SMUT FANFICS WITH JAVON AGAIN CAUSE ITS FUNNY BUT ITS ALSO REALLY PAINFUL TO THINK ABOUT HALF OF THE SHIT PEOPLE WRITE DOWN

WHO WROTE THE SENTENCE “popped your cherry with the president” WITH A STRAIGHT FACE AMD DIDNT START CRYING OUT OF FEAR

okay well the next one is just romanticizing abuse that’s not even gonna be funny to read :/

I was the best reader since kindergarten and this is what I read guys this is what got me there reading shit with javon cause it is funny but also painful

i wanna be illiterate 🤒

javon ruined jschlatt for me by forcing me to read these

im actually going to cry

no this is comedy gold

if the people that wrote these didn’t take them so seriously do you know how many good jokes you could make

smut fanfics are the funniest things on earth if the author wasn’t taking it so seriously

it’s funny when it’s unironically cause you know there’s some sad 14 year old girl out there who takes this shit seriously

HELP THEY SPELLED “WAIST” WRONG UP UNTIL LIKE THE VERY LAST PARAGRAPH

im dyslexic and my spelling isn’t even this bad what the fuuck