how to become me w/ me 1. put hot ass water on ur eyelashes dont fvcking burn your eyes so just close them (safety warning: dont sue me if you go blind bc u burned urself) 2. shave your eyebrows so they dont go bushy eww 3. you dont need blush the hot water does it for u 4. make sure you look like you live on benefits and cry all the time 5. your lips have to be red idk why u wont look like lana del rey