When I was 9/10 my parents, brother and I went to IKEA. Me, being the ****ing ***** I am decided I was going to scream my way into the kids area of IKEA. My parents, fed up with me decided to shove me into the kids room and left me there. I walked in and immediately regretted it. There were people screaming, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs blaring on the screen above at full volume, children ****ing PEGGING balls from the ball pit at each other and a giant shoe (no joke, it was a massive shoe that you could climb inside.). I decided I should at least make one friend, so I set off and just.. Sat there. I watched Cloudy and watched a kid fall over while some others jumped them. I want to go there again with some friends and tear that shit up.