*reposts from other acc uvu*
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Woah-yaoi-owo 
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15.04.2021
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Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
15.04.2021 18:39
LinkAnyways
Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
15.04.2021 18:39
LinkHe's jack's husband officially now
Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
15.04.2021 18:40
LinkOK TYPING OUT HIS INFO NOW KAISuDHJASD..
Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
15.04.2021 18:43
Linkokokokokok this is like some other posts I'm sorry wah
Name: Smudge (He has some marks on his legs that look like splattered....s o m e t h i n g ?)
Age: Nobody ****ing knows, not even him. but he's a r o u n d Jack's age.
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Likes: Jack(cuz h usbands), freefalling, fluffy stuff, playing video games, scaring the shit out of people
Dislikes: H i m s e l f , annoying people, people who touch his wings (He will punch you, I'm not joking.), Sometimes babies and/or kids.
*he wagged his tail as he was petting them*
(wait a second hold-up, you used UvU in the title ._.)
Smudge: good. I brushed them today.
( H O W D O Y O U T H I N K ? )
v^^v
(idk why but I keep seeing a moment between Shade and Smudge of Shade telling him he ****ed his husband and Smudge just getting pissed)
(TRUST ME SMUDGE WOULDN'T REALLY MIND ASDUASDJASFH)
Smudge: okay this is getting uncomfy-
Smudge: I-
(Smudge would just be like " so... why'd you commit the crime, my dudes.")
*he lift*
(Shade would just respond with "cause he was being a jackass")
Smudge: indeed you are.
("HIS NAME IS JACK AND HIS ASS IS MINE. GR.")
*he cuddle*
(Shade: *falls from laughing so hard*
Me: uhhh Shade are you okay?)
*weirded out Smudge just continues-*
(Jack: my dude-)
(Smudge: you know it's true.)
(Shade: *suddenly terrified bean* Yea I'm fine! *gets up*
Me: Shade why are you terrified
Shade: you made me say horrible things last night)
*he gives cuddles and his tail wags*
*Jack is just sipping coffee in the background lol*
(Smudge: wtf did he say.
Jack: the definition of 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'.
Smudge: oh.)
*he blep still being a cuddle hound*
(Me: *casually pulls out a knife and points is at Shade* Say it or I will stab you
Shade: I-NO I'm gonna say it!)
(Jack: d o n ' t .
Smudge: DOOO ITTTTTT! )
Smudge: j ACK HELP-
Jack: nnnno...
Wait your wanting Jack to help you? I can get him to do that for you but it's gonna be painful *he just bit Smudges wing* Why tf do your wings taste like chicken?
(Me: do it *****
Shade: I'm not a *****
Me: yes you are, now say it or I will stab you
Shade: I-Fine... UvU~
Me: good boi)
*Smudge yelps and jack kicks shade in the head-*
(Jack: eeeugh-
Smudge: IDONTUNDERSTAND????)
Oww *he let go of Smudge's wing got up and turned to snarl at Jack*
(Me: heheheh Good *****
Shade: good you don't need too)
Jack: well why the **** would you bite my husband?! >:(
Smudge: o O f -
(Jack: don't question it.
Smudge: Already am.)
heheheh *He slipped into the shadows*
(Me: *Shows Smudge the screenshot*
Shade: I am a lie)
(Smudge: YO JACK UWU?
Jack: YOU'VE POISONED HIM NOOOOO-)
*Jack looks around a little slowly and then slowly picks Smudge up lol*
*poof he back Looming over both of them* Rawr~ I loom over both of you hahahah
(Me: PFFFT-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shade: I didn't want to get stabbed you Jackass >¦P)
*Smudge's wings flapped so he could fly and he was 25 ft above him-*
Smudge: mhm?
(Smudge: please jack I'm a thirsty fellow uvu uwu
Jack: oh ****ing hell, stop-)
(Jack: Smudge I swear to ****ing god I'm going to kiss you to shut up.
Smudge: hot.)
*Smudge laughed*
Jack: annnnnd that's my husband.
>:^ I don't like feeling short
(Shade: *reappears behind Smudge and covers his mouth* S h u t
Me: Shade don't you dare)
I can get up to 10 feet tall you really wanna test being a shorty?
(Shade: don't do what?~ *he wags his tail*
Me: Wait a damn minute-IS JACK JELLY?~)
(Jack: I'M NOT JELLY!
Smudge: * M U F F L E D * awweeee..)
Smudge: sure thing, hon!
give me a sec then *he poof*
(Me: Are you sure?~
Shade: No more shipping me with that Suka
Me: Jack is not a ***** you are
Shade: I am not a Suka Jack is)
*Smudge was just w a i t i n g - *
(Jack: yes I'm ****ing sure, and I A M a *****.
Smudge: * m U f F l E d * my*****lol.)
*Toby just appears* W h y a m I h e r e?
(Shade: Snrrkk-see even he admits he is a ***** *laughing a little bit*
Me: Okay then Jack is a ***** now :^ odd)
(Jack: no wait not like that, what the **** smudge.
Smudge: PFFFFFFFFFFFT)
Smudge: hi dude.
Hi why are you flying
(Shade: ah then are you saying you're a female dog? ¦ /
Me: *confuzzled*)
Smudge: I called Shade or some shit a shortie.
(Jack: no- oh my god you guys dont get it-
Smudge: CATWALK!
Jack: n o >:C)
ah okay
(Shade: CATWALK *****!
Me: uhh this has gotten out of hand hasn't it? uhhh I'm just gonna go get Toby now-)
Smudge: yeah.
(*Jack sighs and catwalks*
Smudge: YYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Smudge: JACKY ARE YOU OKAY
Jack: y e a h .
(Jack: >:C
Smudge: hI tob's)
Smudge: oh I check up on Jack whenever I'm flying, so, yeah.
(Jack: I hate every single one of you except toby. toby's cool.
Smudge: says the one who's catwalking for me.
jack: that's besides the point.)
okey doki ^^
(S: who told you to stop~
T: WTF SHADE *snarls at Shade*
S: oh shut your damn trap Toby)
Smudge: you seem cool, therefore you are now my friend.
(Jack: my mental state told me to stop.
Smudge: do it again plllleeeaaassseeee <:( )
uhhh thank-you I guess?
(T: Shade you are a jackass you know that
S: y e p!)
Smudge: no prob.
(Jack: he's always been an ass.
Smudge: I mean, he has one.)
okay then ._.
(T: Wtf is wrong with you people
S: me~
T: T r u e
S: UvvU-not like the chart though I'm just happy
T: I wonder what dad would think about you now...
S: Toby you know I hate him)
Smudge: anyways you guys wanna go die in a hole together?
Jack: I mean not really-
(Jack: don't mention him if shade dislikes him.)
no I would probably get fed up with y'all and probs kill one of ya-
(T: I know you hate him but still in a way you have become him though-
S: Shut your damn trap before I get pissed
T: we both know it really I mean at least your not going around doing what he did-
S: True very true =^
T: ...)
Smudge: awe.
(*Jack snatches Smudge back and hugs them* Jack: M I N E >:( )
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sorry but a war dog gets bored too
(S: Чувак, я не понимаю, что я еще жив или даже наполовину хорош ...
T: I don't know either)
:^
(T: good this is not a conversation you need to hear anyway
S: Да это не так)
ehhh I'm good
(S: Ненавижу папу, он всегда был чертовски злым.
T: understandable especially being so horrible I still feel bad to know that I froze up
S: все в порядке, я знаю, что ты все равно ничего не мог сделать Я имею в виду, что я в 3 раза больше тебя, а тогда я был на 2/3 размера папы)
OML YESH HE IS A CUTIE LIKE IRUELSHFDVUFYSIDUKADBWUHCGYVJWHBADCSBBJIUSDH CUSBJHVCB
JACK WAS LONELY SO I WAS LIKE
'AIGHT TIME TO MAKE HIS HUSBAND I GUESS'
speaking of rp's u wanna keep doing the lab one we were doing yesterday?