Nick chuckled- actually I never meet any higher up demons so you must be one of them?

Nick looked at them- Whats your name?

Nick eyes widened and he stumbled a bit- Oh! jee...then we already know each other then. I- I decide what souls go to hell and heaven. BUT really my job is a small one so no way you would remember me your lowly servant! -cutely panics because of all the times he back talked over phone-

Nick pauses- Wait..are you THE Lucifer or are you I dunno his daughter..?

Nick pauses- Okay okay hold up hold up! Are.You.The.Guy.In.Charge?

Nick- Then why is your name Lucifer? I dont think just an assistant would be given such a important name unless they were directly related to the big guy

Nick frowned- .....cousin. Alright. How often do you talk with him?

Nick frowns again- H-how old are you...? -he asked hesitantly-

Nick laughed- AHA! I"V KNOWN HIM LONGER!!....sorry I I havent had my daily tea yet today...I should go hide out for the day and get maybe another few million souls into check

Nick frowned again- Honey I dont collect souls, I have to register EVERY.SINGLE.PERSON.ON.THIS.DAMN.PLACE.TO.HELL.OR.HEAVEN. I have to go through each persons entire life and no it does not just take a quick scan! and if I cant find out through there mind I have to see them in person and conduct tests! and damn is this a tiring job Iv been doing since the start of time -wheezing, he kinda hates his job and loves it at the same time- sorry.....its stressful

Nick pauses- what. you help me?...Thats not how it works, The big guy doesnt allow that and its not just easy look to see if they did a few bad things, you have to register every single thing they have done. Ya cant just say oh wow they did 5 bad things, Off to hell with them! No no no not at all but thanks for the offer

Nick walked down a fleet of stairs and got to the bottom where the basement there he worked, the whole basement was a mess, files everywhere and just a big mess in general- home....sweet home

Nick walked up to a water jug and poured some of the water into a kettle and turned it on-

Nick spun in his chair waiting for the water to boil-

"welcome to angel demon land."