Teacher:Okay so putting the two smartest kids in the class in a dumber class is a good idea right? Other teacher:Whatever floats your titanic. Teacher: But the titanic sank- Other teacher: Just like your iq did when you had that stupid idea

minute and minute shouldnt be spelled the same im not content with this content i object to that object i need to read what i read again excuse me but there are no excuses for this i hope you dont mind but i messed with your mind

person: *brings a fan into a room* other person: what are you doing? person: meet my biggest fan! other person: ...you're only fan too.

person: I'd like to announce gregory is the orphan of the year freddy: congrats gregory! moon: your parents must be so proud

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