Your inability to handle a nice song recommendation will be your undoing in the long run like chill bro don't be such a dumpy shitbag

I'm calmer than Buddha umbrella ass mother****er

Nah you shut up stupid *****

Just cause I'm swearing don't mean I'm mad

So then deadass what are you stirred up about

Your dumb ass and my dumb ass haven't ****ing communicated in two months and now my insane literary homie is telling me to kill my self? Hurt! ☹️😔

Homie I could say the exact same thing about you from what I've been told you don't need to be a porcupine of depression over any shit my boyfriend did to your swampy ***** of a partner

I dont wanna talk to you ***** I just thing it's funny that you're running around judging people biased on the drivel the ***** who you're definitely horny to talk to spits about a conflict she's probably halfway forgotten because it was years ago

But I'm not though I ain't judging you for being an idiot and dating someone who you admitted manipulated you in the past I just think you should admit that you're throwing your hand in this side of the case because youre so sad to be a virgin that you'll follow a cunt to hypocrisy and stupidity

I would disagree if I was provided tangible evidence to the contrary but regardless we aren't doing the same thing because you're acting on the drivel spewed and even if we were doing the same thing that just means that we should both stop

Nah for real though give me some evidence that your guy isn't in the wrong and I'll listen

Ok? "He's not innocent" is a little different from "he's an asshole and I want nothing to do with anyone who associates with him" I'm sure that he isn't innocent just as much as I'm sure that your guy is a manipulative ***** so just keep spewing what you know is garbage to keep your girl happy and move on with your life

Or you know, you could think a little about what you're doing and rethink your relationship

No I don't got my Christmas hat on so I ain't a Christmas ***** yet

Sorry man my last happy face rotted and I haven't gotten the chance to flay a new one, got any spares?

Sweet that seems like good enough for an event of some sort, I've got a fiver in a draw somewhere that I can pitch in for chips