today was doing stuff for shits and giggles DM rolled dice for dxck size Shade got 12in and the other person got 4in The person got dxck enlargement pills from a merchant and now he got a 9ft Dxck The sir tried to fxck shade and suceeded how is shade not dead.

we have a gnome that just watched in terror

The poor boi got fxcked with something bigger than his own body

Shade also might be able to seduce a dragon.

Anyway, as soon as one of the player's fxcks him he becomes a friendly and is no longer a threat

he just welds a wood cutter's axe as well, nothing more, and nothing less.

Shade is like a little boy in strength compared to the other 2.

All I know is that Shade almost died anyways, if the bard tries to seduce Shade then there will be no problem at all, they just get to do it no matter what, even if they roll a nat 1

continue rp?